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A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so much easier!
With this wondrous Mary Poppins bag of your very own, there's room for a bouquet of items... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical instruments. OR, you know, you could stop trying to be all creative and just give it what it wants.
95% post consumer recycled material, woven polypropylene. Measures approximately 16 inches tall x 16 inches wide x 6 inches deep. A fun gift for shoppers of all shapes and sizes. Art by Martha Rich.
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