With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*!
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With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*!
You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match! Whether you're a fire breathing parent, a knife throwing ex, or a flying monkey trainer - those are your monkeys, and this is your circus.
Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil is of course not limited to just circus-like families! Oh no! We respect your unique situation and applaud you for bestowing this lovely gift upon others as you see fit. Whether it's teachers, parents, you name it - you own that shitshow!
95% post consumer recycled material, woven polypropylene.Measures approximately 4.5 inches tall x 8.5 inches wide. Our Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case features art by Art by Jon Valk.
- Item Number:
- CASE-2822
- 092657028223
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