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Salad Makes Me Sad Socks and more Special Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese.

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Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese and topped with a mountain of sour cream, may leave you feeling a bit sullen and understandably questioning your life choices.  

And even though you're sacrificing for the greater good of not resorting to all elastic waist pants, our Sometimes Salad Makes Me Sad Women's Crew Sock may hit you right where it hurts.  In your burrito'less belly.

It's only fair to note that sometimes chocolate cake and red wine made us sad, too.  But in an entirely different, totally worth it kind of way.  Featuring a fun geometric design they're acute and stylish gift for the reluctant dieter, who's in need of a good laugh and a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made with 69% soft luxurious combed cotton, 30% nylon for strength and 1% spandex for long lasting fun.

Item Number:
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