null

Awesome!

Salad Makes Me Sad Socks has been added to your cart! Don't forget a funny greeting card!

We thought you might love these too:

I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure...

Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! Socks If you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's...

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for...

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks

$10.99

Hear ye!  Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible... The Most Dysfunctional Family in the...

Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Holy crapola!  Today is THE BEST!  Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows!...

I Hate Everyone Too Socks

$10.99

What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes?   We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your...

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Purrfect for pouncing around town or lounging in your fav sunspot Our My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks playfully points out the obvious about your BFF - Best Furry Friend.  Fur real, we'd much...

SALAD MAKES ME SAD WOMEN'S CREW SOCK
SALAD AGAIN?
GET SASSY WITH YOUR SOCKS!

Salad Makes Me Sad Socks Shop more by Blue Q

$10.99

You May Also Love:

Less You, More Me Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Please Go Away Today Socks For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor, our Less You More Me Kind Of Day Women's Socks are...

I Identify As Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

 These socks say I can do what I want! Our oddity forward I Identify As Me Ankle Socks are just like you, unique, one-of-a-kind and on another level. Ain't no one else quite like you - and...

Summary

Salad Makes Me Sad Socks and more Special Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Salads Suck Socks

Opting for rabbit food, when you'd rather be eating a chimichanga smothered in cheese and topped with a mountain of sour cream, may leave you feeling a bit sullen and understandably questioning your life choices.  

And even though you're sacrificing for the greater good of not resorting to all elastic waist pants, our Sometimes Salad Makes Me Sad Women's Crew Sock may hit you right where it hurts.  In your burrito'less belly.

It's only fair to note that sometimes chocolate cake and red wine made us sad, too.  But in an entirely different, totally worth it kind of way.  Featuring a fun geometric design they're acute and stylish gift for the reluctant dieter, who's in need of a good laugh and a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Fits women's shoe size 5-10.  Made with 69% soft luxurious combed cotton, 30% nylon for strength and 1% spandex for long lasting fun.

Item Number:
SOCK-2733 
092657027332
SALAD AGAIN?
*Free Shipping $49+
Not interested in dieting during meals!

Customers also purchased...

I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure...

Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! Socks If you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's...

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for...

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks

$10.99

Hear ye!  Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible... The Most Dysfunctional Family in the...

Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Holy crapola!  Today is THE BEST!  Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows!...

I Hate Everyone Too Socks

$10.99

What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes?   We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your...

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Purrfect for pouncing around town or lounging in your fav sunspot Our My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks playfully points out the obvious about your BFF - Best Furry Friend.  Fur real, we'd much...

You may also love these gifts!

Less You, More Me Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Please Go Away Today Socks For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down a hole in the floor, our Less You More Me Kind Of Day Women's Socks are...

I Identify As Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

 These socks say I can do what I want! Our oddity forward I Identify As Me Ankle Socks are just like you, unique, one-of-a-kind and on another level. Ain't no one else quite like you - and...

Customer reviews:



Sign Up For The Latest Coupons, Product Launches + Secret Sales