Some People Just Need A High Five To The Face Gum

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.

 

Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in one tiny little package. (Which by the way, can be conveniently and secretly exchanged with a simple hand shake.)

 

Just Sayin'.

 

Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.