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Step Aside Coffee Gum and more Great Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns!

We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But only the classy kind.
 
Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee. This is a Job for Alcohol! Gum is a great way to offer encouragement, relay empathy, or poke fun at someone's performance at happy hour last night.
 
Frankly at times there is no substitute for liquid courage.  So pony up to the bar, throw one back, and let it fly!
 
Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. 
 
Item Number
GUMC-2423
STEP ASIDE COFFEE. THIS IS A JOB FOR ALCOHOL! GUM
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