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Summary

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. A welcome gift for anyone with a gross sense of humor and sweaty b

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious.

Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty, squishy, itchy nether regions, then load up on hand sanitizer, so you can carry on abutt your day. 

2 oz./59 ml Luckily, our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer is small enough to fit in your purse!

Item Number:
SANI-2871 
092657028711
Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer
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