We dont want to hear you coughing, sneezing, moaning, and snorting while youre trying to breathe. Seriously, just take a sick day! We dont want to get sick and it wouldnt make sense to spread the plague through the office! The sound of you blowing your nose into a tissue does not create sympathy here because in our minds, youre a walking virus farm!
so heres a hint, try our Take A Sick Day, Asshole Hand Sanitizer so if you must be here among us, at least youre sanitizing after yourself. Seriously, go home!
Our 2 ounce non-lubricating formula kills 99.99% of germs and the dreaded cootie virus on contact, smells like innocence, and is fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera!
Bottle measures 4.25 inches tall x 1.75 inches wide. 2oz.