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For the love of instant therapy, boy does our When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel resonate with us!

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Oh deer! Does our When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel resonate with us! 

You're not going to settle for people who don't know your worth, so why settle for a basic dish rag! Think about it. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen. So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the house, while you dish out some advice like a mofo.

It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs another great dish towel and a good laugh!

This awesomely cute forest creature design is screen-printed with water-based inks on unbleached cotton. So, it will stay vibrant through countless wash cycles!

Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel is the best - moving on... - gift!

Item Number:
TOWL-2910 
092657029107
When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel
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