Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case
With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it,...
Blue Q Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case
Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But...
Blue Q Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case
Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos! Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative...
Blue Q Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch
At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus." But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper...
Blue Q Medical Marijuana "Pencil Case"
Do you suffer from a love of the smelly green stuff? Then this is the bag for you! Cleverly disguised as a pencil case, this pouch is perfect for carrying around your stash. Because, really,...
Blue Q Weed Money Coin Purse
Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community. Let's be blunt. It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a...
Let Us Glitter Bomb Your Friends
Yep! Perpetual Kid will Glitter Bomb your friends for you! Okay... with all the bad press glitter has been getting lately, we had to step in and defend, hands down, the best craft...
Blue Q Medical Marijuana Pocket Box
Ok, we had the Medical Marijuana Cigar Box, and we thought THAT was perfect. But why stop there? We're on a roll! (Like literally on a roll. We made too many jays and needed another...
Blue Q Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else! We've become quite concerned when you...
Blue Q I Hate Everyone Too Socks
What seals the deal for a life long friendship more than some key common interests and dislikes? We think our I Hate Everyone Too Socks are just about the greatest gift you can give to your...
Blue Q I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks
Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly...
Bag Of Unicorn Farts
Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you! It's not an illusion.....
Blue Q F*ck This Sh*t Socks
You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their...
Blue Q Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse
Go ahead. At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud. But look again. Kind of looks like the cloud's the one being taken for a...
Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner
What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends. For it is not made from ectoplasm,...
Blue Q Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case
Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos! Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative...
We're not advocating this all the time, but we do think that both hugs AND drugs would exponentially benefit from each others presence. Imagine how lovely the world would be. Anyhoo... it's just a suggestion. Just like lambs and bunnies. Just a suggestion.
Just think. If you were stoned, wouldn't you want to hug a lamb? or a bunny? This clever pencil pouch brings the obvious (to some of us) together. Stash your stash or pencils or tampons or whatever in here. It's so cute, no one would ever guess what you've got in it.
Zippered case measures approximately 8.75 inches long x 4 inches tall. Woven from 95% post-consumer materials. Our Why Not Hugs And Drugs Pencil Case is toke'tally cute.
