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You Are Better Than The Best Gum and more Cool Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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You're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!

No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree.

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Bosses, forget about handing out promotions and just gift your underlings these thoughtful trinkets!  Said no one ever.  Until now of course.  We were kidding.

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.  Made in Canada, eh!

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