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You Are Better Than The Best Gum

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You Are Better Than The Best Gum and more Cool Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Candy Coated Gum That's Great For Narcissistic Bosses Because They're The Besssssst

You're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!

No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree.

What we can agree on is our You Are Better Than The Best Gum is better than the rest!  A thoughtful gift to be given honestly from the heart or from the most sarcastic pit of your being.

Bosses, forget about handing out promotions and just gift your underlings these thoughtful trinkets!  Said no one ever.  Until now of course.  We were kidding.

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.  Made in Canada, eh!

Item Number
GUMC-2367
You Are Better Than The Best Gum
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You're the best around, nothings ever gonna keep you down!

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