Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed Socks
These flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7.
Unlike the majority of us whom, may or may, not slip right into our pajamas or comfy pants immediately once we get home from work... These ladies are the true heroes of the bus stop. Those super women who are already polished and preened and ready to flawless start the day - in stark contrast to possibly you / most likely us - who are still in our jammies, trying to hide raccoon eyes (which were created from the eyeliner and mascara we seem to forget to take off every evening) behind giant sunglasses.
These flawless super humans are always wearing the latest trends, polished from head to toe, and seem to glimmer as their perfectly selected jewelry gently clinks together like the sound of a wind chime on a clear fall day. It must be some sort of dark magic!
Or, you know, these socks are perfect for someone just like you. They're pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you.
Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% soft luxurious combed cotton, 40% durable nylon and 2% spandex for snug as a bug fit. Grey with flowery print. A gift as snarky as you, our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks will put some sass in your step!