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YOUR CHILDREN TOUCH EVERYTHING WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HAND SANITIZER
SERIOUSLY, EVEN IF THE KIDS LIVE IN A BUBBLE... SANITIZE!

Your Children Touch Everything When You're Not Looking Hand Sanitizer by Blue Q

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Our disgustingly accurate Your Children Touch Everything When You're Not Looking Hand Sanitizer, comes in a handy travel size squeeze bottle for home and on t

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Trust us, you don't want to know where your kids hands have been.  Sanitize yourself!  Sanitize your kid!  Sanitize the cat's butt!  Butt maybe not in that order?

Our disgustingly accurate Your Children Touch Everything When You're Not Looking Hand Sanitizer, comes in a handy travel size squeeze bottle for home and on the go!

A fun gift for parents, teachers and anyone who may come into close contact with curiously sticky little loveable rugrats!  Those little fingers get into everything!

Made in USA.  One 2 fl oz bottle of sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs (found on a cat's butt).

Item Number
SANI-2789
SERIOUSLY, EVEN IF THE KIDS LIVE IN A BUBBLE... SANITIZE!
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