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YOUR CHILDREN TOUCH EVERYTHING WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HAND SANITIZER
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Our disgustingly accurate Your Children Touch Everything When You're Not Looking Hand Sanitizer, comes in a handy travel size squeeze bottle for home and on t

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Trust us, you don't want to know where your kids hands have been.  Sanitize yourself!  Sanitize your kid!  Sanitize the cat's butt!  Butt maybe not in that order?

Our disgustingly accurate Your Children Touch Everything When You're Not Looking Hand Sanitizer, comes in a handy travel size squeeze bottle for home and on the go!

A fun gift for parents, teachers and anyone who may come into close contact with curiously sticky little loveable rugrats!  Those little fingers get into everything!

Made in USA.  One 2 fl oz bottle of sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs (found on a cat's butt).

Item Number:
SANI-2789 
092657027899
SERIOUSLY, EVEN IF THE KIDS LIVE IN A BUBBLE... SANITIZE!
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