You're Kind Of A Dick Gum and more Unusual Gifts at Perpetual Kid. For that Dick in your life (and we ain't talkin Richard).
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For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard
Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.
- Item Number:
- GUMC-1872
- 092657018729
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