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You're Kind Of A Dick Gum
KIND OF A DICK

You're Kind Of A Dick Gum by Blue Q

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You'Re Kind Of A Dick Gum and more Unusual Gifts at Perpetual Kid. For that Dick in your life (and we ain't talkin Richard).

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For that Dick in your life (and we ain't talkin Richard).
 
Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.
 
Can't think of anyone deserving of such an honor? Oh honey, lucky you! Maybe you're being too Pollyanna today. If you think long and hard about it you'll come up with a wanker you would get pleasure out of giving this to.
 

Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

 
Item Number
GUMC-1872
KIND OF A DICK
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