
Blue Q Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum
Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in...
Blue Q F*ck It Gum
What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25...
Blue Q Hey Bitches Gum
When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream...
Blue Q Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum
Seriously. I really do hate you. Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch. Guess what...
Blue Q Step Aside Coffee Gum
Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what...
Blue Q I Should Be A Better Person Gum
Our straight shooting and unapologetic, I Should Be A Better Person But I'm Not, gum says it all. Sure, you may be able to give great advice from all of the life lessons you learned, and...
Blue Q Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life
Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're...
Blue Q Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum
The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To...
Let Us Glitter Bomb Your Friends
Yep! Perpetual Kid will Glitter Bomb your friends for you! Okay... with all the bad press glitter has been getting lately, we had to step in and defend, hands down, the best craft...
Blue Q Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum
In this day and age of social networking, over-sharing is a common occurrence. Trust us, we're thrilled to hear that you're a size four and you're sweating it out at the gym. No,...
Includes 8 pieces of cinnamon flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.
