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Borrow My Pen? and more Unique Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of I

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You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance? Well the sick minds behind these pens have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of disturbing advertising keepsakes.

Hand 'em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss... when you say "Borrow My Pen?" you'll ALWAYS make an impression.

Each set includes eight reputation ruining pens!

P.S. Swipe your waiter's pen at lunch and leave him with one of these! He should have refilled your iced tea like you asked!

Each pen measures .25 inches in diameter x 6.75 inches tall.
Item Number
PENN-1643
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