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Jesus Bandages

$5.99

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how...

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Prank Posters For Poles

$9.99

WANTED: PEOPLE TO WATCH ME DO SICK JUDO MOVES IN THE PARK Looking to freak out your neighbors and make the world a funnier and weird place? If you like robots, slime monsters, and duck fights,...

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Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object,...

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Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four)...

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Mansplaining Mints

$4.69

Ladies, when it comes to our Mansplaining Mints, something tells us we don't have to tell you what these are for. But, humor us, if you will... The next time some random dude starts explaining...

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Merry Krampus Socks

$9.49

Socks For Santa HatersOur devilishly fun and totally creepy Merry Krampus Socks are perfect for anyone that prefers to take a walk on the wild (and socially unacceptable) side of life. While...

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Tardigrade Air Freshener

$3.99

Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A UnicornSomeone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed...

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Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... and our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports...

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HandiMonster

$6.99

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr...

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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Do you deal with people stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge?  We all know that never works so why not disguise your food?  Just slip your sandwich...

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Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade

$14.99

Our meow-nificently fun Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade will instantly convert any vehicle into a catmobile! Fur-real! No kitten! We knead not to mention, but, it's quickly clawing to the top the top...

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Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99 $5.19

Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund...

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Enchanted Unicorn Notepads

$7.99

Unicorn Quest! Sure, you may be filled with dark, angry thoughts at times, but you can write those somewhere else!  Take a vacation from negativity with our Enchanted Unicorn Notebooks! ...

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Introvert Mints

$3.99

Most people carry funny mint tins as conversation starters when people see them. Not our Introvert Mints! Since it’s likely that no one will ever see these mints, you can smile to yourself...

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Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

$7.99

Doth thou suffer from dry lips?To be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the question!    This set of three Shakespearean lip balms are decorated to look like Shakespeare (Mint), Hamlet...

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Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages

$5.99

A Kiss Will Make It Feel Better! Our Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a smooch-able bandage. And if a fancy bandage...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!  ...

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Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$3.99

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you...

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Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.99

Get better at your own speed Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt...

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Giant Wooden Pencil

$6.99

Straight from the land of giants... It's our Giant Pencil!   The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil!   And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil...

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Bigfoot Air Freshener

$3.99

Anyone who lives in the Pacific Northwest knows the smell of Bigfoot.   The real Bigfoot smells like cheese, socks and mildew, but our Bigfoot Air Freshener gives off a pleasing pine odor. This...

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Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.99

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for...

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Middle Child Mints

$3.99

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.99

Scrape of Injustice? Our Abraham Lincoln Bandages off the comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an...

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Illuminati Air Freshener

$3.99

Come on. Really? Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky! The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd...

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Squirrel in Underpants Mints

$3.99

Fresh this Fall our Squirrel in Underpants Mints will inspire you to cloth all of the tiny streakers in your neighborhood! If only you could afford to buy enough undies for all of the adorable mini...

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Participation Award

$5.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that...

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Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old...

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Crazy Cat Lady Socks

$10.49 $8.99

Our Crazy Cat Lady Socks are the purrfect socks for your cats to shed on! You’ve probably got socks, shirts and possibly even a pair of leggings with cats on them. But what about you? These...

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