Spring Gift Sale

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Cupcake Lip Balm
50% OFF

Cupcake Lip Balm

$2.99 $1.49

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old...

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Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

So... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of...

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Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.79

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns...

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Grumpy Notebook Set

$6.79

Bah humph grrr.  Not everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we'd make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world.   Our Grumpy Notebook Set includes three 48 page notebooks...

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Pickle Bandages

$5.39

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up...

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The Cat Bonnet

$6.69

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!...

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Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with...

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Love Tiki Mug

$4.19

We aren't making any promises of magical powers, but our Love Tiki Mug allegedly causes people to fall in love with one another... forever!  The myth states that the stronger the drink, the more...

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World's Best Dog Trophy

$8.49

And the World's Best Dog Trophy goes to... your dog!    After you give your pup this award, we recommend that you share some human food and give them a good belly rub. Also good for photo...

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Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages

$5.39

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a...

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Mansplaining Mints

$3.99

Ladies, when it comes to our Mansplaining Mints, something tells us we don't have to tell you what these are for. But, humor us, if you will... The next time some random dude starts explaining...

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Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... and our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports...

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Cone Kitty Air Freshener

$3.19

It's for your own good, Whisker, I promise. This pathetically miserable kitty in a cone will make your commute more bearable. This poor suffering kitteh will fill your automobile with Pot-PURR-i...

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BIGFOOT BANDAGES
50% OFF

Bigfoot Bandages

$5.99 $2.99

Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.39

The comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up...

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JANE AUSTEN TATTOOS
50% OFF

Jane Austen Tattoos

$6.99 $3.49

Our stylish Jane Austen Tattoos let the world know that you love the romance and complex manners of England in the early 1800's. Of course, in those days only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but...

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RED FEZ
50% OFF

Red Velour Fez

$11.99 $5.99

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!   As any self-respecting nerd will tell you, fezzes are cool! This red velour fez is soft to the touch and looks great for the price. It fits...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.59

Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies...

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE DELUXE AIR FRESHENER
50% OFF

Shakespeare Air Freshener

$3.49 $1.74

What smells like "Shakespearmint" and is decorated with the image of the immortal bard?  It's our sweet smelling William Shakespeare Deluxe Air Freshener! It's the air freshener for people that...

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Lemon Shark Juicer

$10.69

Dont be alarmed.  This is not an actual Lemon Shark... its our harmless and helpful Lemon Shark Juicer!  I guess you could put it in the ocean but you would be better off using it to get...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.39

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!  ...

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Instant Underpants

$3.59

These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember... it's better to have...

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Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.99

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and...

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Merry Krampus Socks

$9.09

Our devilishly fun and totally creepy Merry Krampus Socks are perfect for anyone that prefers to take a walk on the wild (and socially unacceptable) side of life. While Christmas is universally...

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Emergency Self-Esteem Kit

$6.29

Looking for a gift for a friend who has been down in the dumps?   Give them our super handy Emergency Self-Esteem Kit!     In your own personal funk, due to a douchey ex, or clueless...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing...

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Big Head Squirrel Feeder

$15.19

If you have a bird feeder in your yard, you know that the squirrels are going to beat the birds to the food every time!   Even if it means they have to hang upside down from a branch with one...

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Cat Tiki Mug Set

$24.89

Why bother leaving the comfort of your own home (and cats) when you can shake things up at home with our Cat Tiki Mugs!  They'll make a great addition to your next Tiki Purr-ty!  No...

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