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Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$3.99

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you...

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Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.39

Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated...

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Handipanda

$8.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable...

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Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing...

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Tin Foil Hat

$8.99

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is...

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Crazy Cat Lady Socks

$9.99

Our Crazy Cat Lady Socks are the purrfect socks for your cats to shed on! You’ve probably got socks, shirts and possibly even a pair of leggings with cats on them. But what about you? These...

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Jesus Bandages

$5.99

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a...

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Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... and our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports...

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Jane Austen Tattoos

$6.99

Our stylish Jane Austen Tattoos let the world know that you love the romance and complex manners of England in the early 1800's. Of course, in those days only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but...

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Rubber Chicken Men's Socks

$9.09

Your feet will immediately begin to feel funny wearing our Rubber Chicken Socks!  Socks are the ultimate way to add your wacky personality to your wardrobe, so why not use the world's most...

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The Cat Bonnet

$6.69

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!...

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Unicorn Squirrel Feeder

$15.19

Hang on to your toadstools garden gnomes, because something truly magical is about to happen in your backyard!  And no, we're not smurfin' with you! Once our Unicorn Squirrel Feeder prances into...

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Sloth Socks

$9.99

Attention sloth aficionados! Our Sloth Socks are the ideal socks for taking it easy. Seriously, get a grip all ready! When you wear these socks, it looks like a tiny sloth is clinging to your...

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Cat Tiki Mug Set

$24.89

Why bother leaving the comfort of your own home (and cats) when you can shake things up at home with our Cat Tiki Mugs!  They'll make a great addition to your next Tiki Purr-ty!  No...

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Illuminati Air Freshener

$3.19

Come on.  Really?  Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky!   The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only...

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Crazy Cat Lady Coloring Book

$6.79

Our meow-nificent Crazy Cat Lady Coloring Book, intended for adults, celebrates the cultural icon that is the Crazy Cat Lady. It features twenty-four pages of purrfection that celebrates the...

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Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

So... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of...

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Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade

$13.39

Our meow-nificently fun Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade will instantly convert any vehicle into a catmobile! Fur-real! No kitten! We knead not to mention, but, it's quickly clawing to the top the top...

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Cupcake Mints

$3.99

Lets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so...

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Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right...

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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Do you deal with people stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge?  We all know that never works so why not disguise your food?  Just slip your sandwich...

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Cat Video Clapperboard

$4.09

The internet has made a lot of famous felines and yours can be next with our Cat Video Clapperboard!  You can take all your Facebook, YouTube and other social media videos of your kitty to the...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!  ...

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Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.79

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns...

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World's Best Dog Trophy

$8.49

And the World's Best Dog Trophy goes to... your dog!    After you give your pup this award, we recommend that you share some human food and give them a good belly rub. Also good for photo...

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Instant Underpants

$3.59

These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember... it's better to have...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Someone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed to do?   The next time you hear that...

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Narwhal Horn Candy

$3.99

Our team of scientists has been tirelessly researching the narwhal horn to try and figure out its purpose. And while they haven't really come up with any good theories, they have discovered that...

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