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Archie McPhee

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Tin Foil Hat

$8.99

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is...

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Tin Foil Hat For Cats

$7.99

Free your feline from mind control with our Tin Foil Hat for Cats! They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat’s thoughts. Not on our watch!  Does your...

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Emergency Self-Esteem Kit

$6.29

Looking for a gift for a friend who has been down in the dumps?   Give them our super handy Emergency Self-Esteem Kit!     In your own personal funk, due to a douchey ex, or clueless...

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Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

$6.29

Our deeply sinister Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos will finally reveal your inner darkness to the world.... muah hahahha!   These tell-tale tats are inspired by such stories and poems as The...

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Squirrel Underpants

$5.39

Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got...

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Rosie The Riveter Lip Balm

$2.89

Rosie the Riveter represents the “can-do” spirit of America as well as the heroic role of women during WWII.  However, as tough and capable as she is, she can still get chapped...

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Cat Tiki Mug Set

$24.89

Why bother leaving the comfort of your own home (and cats) when you can shake things up at home with our Cat Tiki Mugs!  They'll make a great addition to your next Tiki Purr-ty!  No...

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Rubber Chicken Men's Socks

$9.09

Your feet will immediately begin to feel funny wearing our Rubber Chicken Socks!  Socks are the ultimate way to add your wacky personality to your wardrobe, so why not use the world's most...

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Jesus Bandages

$5.99

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a...

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Participation Award

$5.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that...

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Cowgirl Bandages

$5.39

Howdy cowpokes!  Although a cowgirl sure don't need no rescuing, in case she squats with her spurs on, it's a good idea to for her carry some of our Cowgirl Bandages in her side...

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE DELUXE AIR FRESHENER
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Shakespeare Air Freshener

$3.49 $1.74

What smells like "Shakespearmint" and is decorated with the image of the immortal bard?  It's our sweet smelling William Shakespeare Deluxe Air Freshener! It's the air freshener for people that...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.39

The comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up...

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Love Tiki Mug

$4.19

We aren't making any promises of magical powers, but our Love Tiki Mug allegedly causes people to fall in love with one another... forever!  The myth states that the stronger the drink, the more...

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Made With Love Sandwich Bags

$2.79

Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love!  Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Someone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed to do?   The next time you hear that...

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Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

$5.39

Cat Scratch Fever! Cat owners know that sometimes kitties "accidentally" give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. Our Crazy Cat Lady Bandages not only cover them up but advertise how...

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Middle Child Mints

$3.99

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints...

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Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... and our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports...

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Merry Krampus Socks

$9.09

Our devilishly fun and totally creepy Merry Krampus Socks are perfect for anyone that prefers to take a walk on the wild (and socially unacceptable) side of life. While Christmas is universally...

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Unicorn Squirrel Feeder

$15.19

Hang on to your toadstools garden gnomes, because something truly magical is about to happen in your backyard!  And no, we're not smurfin' with you! Once our Unicorn Squirrel Feeder prances...

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Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade

$13.39

Our meow-nificently fun Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade will instantly convert any vehicle into a catmobile! Fur-real! No kitten! We knead not to mention, but, it's quickly clawing to the top the top...

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Introvert Mints

$3.79

Most people carry funny mint tins as conversation starters when people see them. Not our Introvert Mints! Since it’s likely that no one will ever see these mints, you can smile to yourself...

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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

$4.09

Do you deal with people stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge?  We all know that never works so why not disguise your food?  Just slip your sandwich...

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CUPCAKE MINTS
50% OFF

Cupcake Mints

$3.99 $1.99

Lets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so...

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ENCHANTED UNICORN NOTEPADS
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Enchanted Unicorn Notepads

$7.99 $3.99

Sure, you may be filled with dark, angry thoughts at times, but you can write those somewhere else!  Take a vacation from negativity with our Enchanted Unicorn Notebooks!  They're the...

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Mansplaining Mints

$3.99

Ladies, when it comes to our Mansplaining Mints, something tells us we don't have to tell you what these are for. But, humor us, if you will... The next time some random dude starts explaining...

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Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages

$5.39

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a...

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Prank Posters For Poles

$9.09

WANTED: PEOPLE TO WATCH ME DO SICK JUDO MOVES IN THE PARK Looking to freak out your neighbors and make the world a funnier and weird place? If you like robots, slime monsters, and duck fights,...

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