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Archie McPhee

Narcissist Soap

$6.99 $6.15

This soap is all about you... You have to have this Narcissist Soap because it is all about you. You are the cleanest person ever. Nobody is cleaner than you are. This is the soap for the person who...

Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener


It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This mildly insane air...

The Scream Air Freshener

$4.99 $4.39

Shout. Shout. Let us all out of your car it stinks in here! Our Scream Air Freshener is the ideal gift for the person who is filled with existential angst and has a stinky car.  4 inch tall air...

Baby Face

$6.99 $6.15

Aww.... look at the baby's beard!  Some babies are born bald just like out Baby Face. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic...

Cat Monk Air Freshener


Cat-astropic commute? Cat Monk says... Stay in the here and meow. An expert in the Meow Te Ching, our Cat Monk Air Freshener wants to serve as a constant reminder that you should be present and...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49 $8.35

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is...