Archie McPhee

Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener

$3.99

Instantly make your commute magical with our Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener! Before your very own eyes, your car will turn into a mobile fantasy land populated with unicorns! A sweet...

Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right...

Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$5.99

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using...

The Cat Bonnet

$6.99

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!...

Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and...

Bigfoot Air Freshener

$3.99

Anyone who lives in the Pacific Northwest knows the smell of Bigfoot.   The real Bigfoot smells like cheese, socks and mildew, but our Bigfoot Air Freshener gives off a pleasing pine odor. This...

Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49 $2.00

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old...

Participation Award

$5.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that...

Fly Widow Air Freshener

$3.99

Something smells afoul. Fact: Air fresheners, such as our Fly Widow Air Freshener, cover bad smells.  Fact: The Fly Widow knows not where her deceased husband is. Fact: The Fly Widow has been...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The IntorvertedLooking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to...

Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made...

Illuminati Air Freshener

$3.99

Come on. Really? Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky! The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd...

Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... Our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports...

Sloth Socks

$10.49

Attention sloth aficionados! Our Sloth Socks are the ideal socks for taking it easy. Seriously, get a grip all ready! When you wear these socks, it looks like a tiny sloth is clinging to your...

Cupcake Mints

$3.99

No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing...

Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.99

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is...

Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air Freshener

$3.99

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? Or is this your way to hide a broken heart? Spoiler Alert! SHE’S SMILING BECAUSE IT SMELLS GOOD! Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic...

Cat in Bonnet Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.00

Smells like Purr-fection Our Cat in Bonnet Air Freshener not only shows that you not only enjoy cats wearing hats, but that you identify with the plain and simple pioneer cats of the late 1800s...

Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.00

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and...

Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Don't make me club sandwich you Do you deal with people stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge?  We all know that never works so why not disguise your...

Giant Wooden Pencil

$6.99

Straight from the land of giants... It's our Giant Pencil!   The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil!   And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!  ...

Made With Love Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love!  Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they...

Cupcake Gumballs

$4.99 $2.00

Our Cupcake Gumballs are mighty tasty on their own, but for a true sugar fix try adding some into the batter of your next batch of cupcakes to make Double Frosting Gumball Cupcakes!  Each ...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four)...

Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns as...

HandiMonster

$6.99 $3.00

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr...

Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and...

Bigfoot Bandages

$5.99

Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome...

Enchanted Unicorn Notepads

$7.99

Unicorn Quest! Sure, you may be filled with dark, angry thoughts at times, but you can write those somewhere else!  Take a vacation from negativity with our Enchanted Unicorn Notebooks! ...

Inflatable Tiara

$7.99

Yaasss queen! You will look gorgeous adorned by our Inflatable Tiara whether you're beauty queen, ice queen, drag queen, drama queen, or dairy queen! It's also the perfect thing to keep with...

Middle Child Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints...

Prank Posters For Poles

$9.99

WANTED: PEOPLE TO WATCH ME DO SICK JUDO MOVES IN THE PARK Looking to freak out your neighbors and make the world a funnier and weird place? If you like robots, slime monsters, and duck fights, we've...

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99 $3.00

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Someone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed...

Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages

$5.99

A Kiss Will Make It Feel Better! Our Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a smooch-able bandage. And if a fancy bandage...