Archie McPhee

Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns as...

Prank Posters For Poles

$9.99

WANTED: PEOPLE TO WATCH ME DO SICK JUDO MOVES IN THE PARK Looking to freak out your neighbors and make the world a funnier and weird place? If you like robots, slime monsters, and duck fights, we've...

Cupcake Mints

$3.99

No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing...

HandiMonster

$6.99 $3.00

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr...

Participation Award

$5.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that...

Jane Austen Tattoos

$6.99 $3.00

Novel Literary TattoosOur stylish Jane Austen Tattoos let the world know that you love the romance and complex manners of England in the early 1800's. Of course, in those days only brigands and...

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

$4.99

Big bacon flavor in a Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane If there were a king of bacon, our Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane would be his scepter. A festive giant-sized alternative to our regular sized Bacon Candy...

Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.00

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet...

Tardigrade Air Freshener

$3.99

Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can...

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Someone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed...

Dill Pickle Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years try some of our delicious Dill Pickle Mints and you might get popular too!  We're just saying it couldn't hurt! Did we mention this is way more...

Cowgirl Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Tough, Independent, and Adorable! Howdy cowpokes!  Let us introduce you to our Cowgirl Bandages! Although a cowgirl sure don't need no rescuing, in case she squats with her spurs on, it's a good...

Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the...

Emergency Replacement Men's Sock

$4.99

Quick! Buy our Emergency Replacement Men's Sock before you get cold feet!  We’ve all had sock emergencies. You’re walking down the street, you don’t see a puddle and all of a...

Cupcake Lip Balm

$3.49 $2.00

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about?   Cupcakes, of course!   If your lips could talk, they'd tell you that they're tired of being moistened with the same old...

The Cat Bonnet

$6.99

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!...

Cat Astronaut Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Ground Control to Major Tomcat Take your Cat Astronaut Mints and put your helmet on. When Cat Astronaut has its head in that glass helmet, bad breath is the enemy.  Which is why he purrfurs...

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

$7.99

Free your feline from mind control with our Tin Foil Hat for Cats! They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat’s thoughts. Not on our watch!  Does your...

Made With Love Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love!  Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they...

Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't...

Unicorn Believers Club Lunchbox

$14.99

If you give a mouse a cookie... well, know how that story goes.  Now if you were bringing a lunch for a unicorn, you’d pack this totally charming Unicorn Lunchbox with cupcakes, marzipan...

Bigfoot Air Freshener

$3.99

Anyone who lives in the Pacific Northwest knows the smell of Bigfoot.   The real Bigfoot smells like cheese, socks and mildew, but our Bigfoot Air Freshener gives off a pleasing pine odor. This...

Jesus Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how...

Renaissance Kitty Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.00

Quite frankly, our Renaissance Kitty Air Freshener does not find your stinky car one bit amusing! While she gracefully holds her breath, awaiting her fresh Tudor rose scent to extinguish the foulest...