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Weed Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a...

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F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the...

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I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey!     There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared.   A little,...

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Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks

$10.99

Socks For Church On SundayGosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace...

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Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our feisty Put 'Em Up Ankle Socks are just the pair to wear when you're cruisin' for a bruisin'! Come on now... put up dukes! Featuring a total knockout drawn in the classic pinup tattoo style...

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Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some...

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Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of...

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Super F*cking Awesome Socks

$10.99

Like Super Duper F*cking Awesome SocksOur Super Fucking Awesome Women's Ankle Socks are, well, super fucking awesome. As they do say so themselves! Know what else is super fucking awesome? You!...

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Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause...

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Adult In Training Socks

$10.99

Big Kid SocksOur cheeky Women's Adult In Training Socks are an essential accessory for those ladies out there that endure the daily struggle of doing grown up things. So when it's time to buckle down...

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Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Instant Faboulous!Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of...

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You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her...

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