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Awkward Silence Game

$14.99

Our hilarious Awkward Silence Game clearly points out, that some things are better left unsaid. This hilariously uncomfortable game lets you share how you really feel, potentially destroying...

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Sloth Lip Balm

$5.99

Don't let the appearance of our Famalam Sloth Lip Balm fool you! Even if he is ironically dressed wearing an Olivia Newton John style sweat band... which he is! Lofty might be lazy but this...

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Bottoms Up! Beer Mats

$7.99

Our totally cheeky Bottoms Up! Beer Mats are guaranteed to crack you up, as your fingers become the butt of the joke! These clever coasters are designed to put a smile on your face while you whet...

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Nervous Poo Bobblehead

$6.99

Our turd'ally lovable Nervous Poo Bobblehead will help you keep your sh*t together when the butterflies launch an attack inside your belly.  Have you ever felt nervous as shit? Ever felt...

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Pocket Periscope

$11.99

We're not just toying around here! Our Pocket Periscope is perfect for looking around corners, over walls, and down the halls. So you may be thinking, what do I really need a periscope for. Well,...

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Wine Charmers Drink Markers

$10.99

Our full-bodied Wine Charmers Drink Markers are four handsome chaps who'd like to get to know you over a glass of wine.  Muscles galore as they bicep curl the stem of your glass... they're...

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Grope On A Rope

$9.99

Feeling mucky? Get a grip on your hygiene with our cheeky Grope on a Rope bath soap! It's a hilarious reminder that there's at least one thing that is willing to get in a hot and steamy shower with...

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Hot Dog Stapler

$9.49

Like best condiment BFF's - mustard and ketchup - somethings were meant to stick together... Like our TPS report and it's cover sheet! As you've likely learned by now, work is no picnic. But with...

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Chunky Rainbow Pencils

$4.79

Our Chunky Rainbow Pencils will help you finally capture the majestic, wispy, curly, swirly mane of the unicorn of your dreams! This set of three pleasantly plump pencils have a hue-riffic swirl of...

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3D Coloring Book & Markers

$5.69

Put down those boring 2D coloring books, and expand your mind and creativity with our addictive 3D Coloring Book!   Your coloring skills have progressed greatly since your first doodlings as a...

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Pink Flamingo Air Freshener

$2.49

What's a flamingo smell like, pink?   Heck if we know...   But we DO know that our Pink Flamingo Air Freshener smells like cherry! While your car may look like it's straight from the...

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99 Hairbands Ball

$5.99

I've got 99 problems, but finding a hairband ain't one!   For those of you with long hair, you understand the joys of a ponytail... and the complete distress of not being able to find a hair...

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Better TV Viewing Beer Mug

$11.99

Need an icy cold refreshing swig of beer but worried about missing a moment of TV gold?  We've so been there... well get comfy on that couch and catch all the action through our ingenious Better...

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Lips Pencil Topper

$3.79

Kiss being bored while you do work goodbye when you have our luscious Lips Pencil Topper!  Now you can make fun faces at your colleagues, yourself or even just your papers!  Muah, darling!...

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Mermaid Mystical Pen

$6.99

We have an eeling that you'll be making waves with our Mermaid Mystical Pen! We're so shore that you'll love this opalescent mermaid tail shaped pen from NPW, that we're confident you won't find a...

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Retro Football Fingerboard

$4.79

Hey you, sport!  Put that remote down and get your fingers pumped and really into the game! Exercise your love of sports regularly with our Football Fingerboard Game and your fingers will be...

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Unicorn Pencil Topper

$4.49

Our rainbow loving Unicorn Pencil Topper is happy to add a touch of hope and wonder to all of your school, office, and homework! Just pop our pal Stuart on the end of your pencil and let him sprinkle...

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