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LED Light Up Bobo Balloon

$5.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen

$5.99

Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing...

I Cerealsly Love You Spoon

$8.99

We eat puns for breakfast We're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and our I Cerealsly Love You Spoon! This engraved spoon is the latest addition in our awesome gift giving bag of Trix.  Because nothing...

Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse

$9.99

Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get that freaking adorable Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse? It's the purrfect place to stash your MILK essentials!...

Retro Accordion Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Pittsburgh Polka anyone?! It may look like an accordion right out of your uncle's closet in Pittsburgh... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, incline tokens, cold hard cash, or...

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

$79.99

Just 150,000 Calories! There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!  What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a...

Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a...

Record Player Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Nothing better than memories of vinyl! It may look like it belongs at a sock hop spinning Elvis or the Four Tops... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, loose change,...

Can You Tabby What Time It Is? Watch

$12.99

It's always the perfect time for cats! So you think your cat's crazy antics are fun to watch? Imagine what she thinks of your silly human self! Your futile attempt to open that jar of pickles, find...

Jewel of Denial Skeleton Ring

$11.99 $3.99

Creepy cool Halloween accessory! Behold our painstakingly cool Jewel of Denial Skeleton Ring! From the looks of it, acquiring this jewel required some seriously grueling back-breaking work!...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a...

Ginormous Rainbow Tunnel Sprinkler

$99.99

Life can be all sunshine and rainbows Somewhere over the rainbow our Gigantic Rainbow Tunnel Sprinkler will not fly! Why? Because it includes four stakes to keep this giant inflatable giant...

I Had One Of Those! Flashback Bendy Pencil

$1.99

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing implement you need!  They can bend and twist into...

Flash + Fly Helicopter

$2.99

A great toys for kids and husbands! Because there is nothing more entertaining than shooting flashing things into the air and watching them come back down. Seriously. What could be better? Turn on...

Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Earrings

$6.99

Sweet earrings for a sweet gal! If you're a sucker for fun, our Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Earrings are the perfect fix for a boring day or a stale wardrobe! Sweeter than candy on a stick...

Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins

$9.99

Sweet classic retro What is the sweetest way to top off any outfit?  Our Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins of course! Not just for sundaes anymore, you can wear this charming...

Hey Nerd! Retro Led Digital Watch

$11.99

Hey, McFly! According to our calculations it's one half past nerd o'clock.  Back in the day being called a nerd was mean... now it's a compliment! So you can call us nerdy nerd nerd all...

Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag

$11.99

Our Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag get two enthusiastic paws up! Because muttin says style like a proud pet parent pampering! Everyone's a little vane, there's not need to be ashamed! Even if...

Mini Genuine Harmonica Necklace

$12.99

Take a harmonica wherever you go! Whether you have the blues or are filled with jubilee, our unique Mini Genuine Harmonica Necklace (that actually plays!) will be able to lift your spirits and...

Trump #45 Keychain + Door Hanger for 2020

$18.99

Does Trump already have the keys for 2020? President Trump will win 2020 in a landslide! Get a commemorative piece of history with our Trump's 2020 Keys to The White House Key Chain. Handmade in...

Global Wishes Dandelion Necklace

$12.99

Best wishes! Dandelions are proof that perception is the key to happiness.  Where some may see a lawn full of weeds, the lucky ones see a field full of wishes! While counting your blessings...

Kawaii Silly Spidey Socks

$8.99

You silly spider! Since Spidey was knee high to a grasshopper he has been honing his super humor power!   Our ankle-biter Kawaii Silly Spidey Socks are just what you need to put some swing in...

Futuristic Faceless LED Wristwatch

$12.99

Incognito watch from the future! Our super stealthy Futuristic Faceless LED Wristwatch is a fun conversation piece - that is, once its secret identity is revealed.... a covert operative of Father...

Head In The Stars Hair Pins

$9.99

Is your head in the stars? It's time to get the party star-ted with our Head in the Stars Hair Pins! Whether you're preparing for a night out on the town or an evening under the stars, with a...

Magical Mushroom Pen

$2.99

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and...

You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace

$9.99

Get kraken! Are you a sucker for anything octopus related?  Is there a special someone in your life who has their tentacles wrapped around your every thought?  Good news... our totally...

You Know She's Gonna Run Button

$3.99

Vote Hillary Clinton For President... again?!   You know's she's testing the waters...  Hillary can bake homemade Uranium cookies from scratch while hosting world leaders in her...

Not Your Grandma's Change Purse

$11.99

Classic style! You wanna know why this isn't your grandma's coin purse?  The obvious reason would be that it doesn't have a selection of hard candies, a spare Datsun key and empty gum wrappers...

Moonstone Unicorn Ring

$9.99

Dainty and magical! Just as pretty as a ring can be! A rainbow of colors twirl in the in the spotlight with our Moonstone Unicorn Ring. Adjustable sizing Our Moonstone Unicorn Ring is an...

Anyone But Trump 2020

$8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President?  When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a...

Kawaii Cuddly Cap Socks

$8.99

Kawaii superheros for your feet!   Show off your love for the good old Red, White, and Blue with our Kawaii Cuddly Cap Socks!   Avenger of tight fitting shoes and open toe hippy...

Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos

$4.49

Leave your mark. Our Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos are for when you care enough to send more than a duck face selfie. A fun gift for any special occasion that will let you shower your...

You Are My Sunshine Bff Necklace Set

$9.99

Let them know they are your sunshine! Let someone know that they make you happy when skies are grey with our adorable + thoughtful You Are My Sunshine Necklace Set!  (◠‿◠) ☂☁ Whether it's...

Liberal Tears Stickers

$9.99

Cry me a latte! Our Liberal Tears Stickers should come with a Snowflake Trigger Warning, but what fun would that be? We prefer a light-hearted eye-popping jab to add a touch of whimsy and laughter...

This Is Nightmare Pumpkin Brooch

$4.99 $1.99

Be-wear! It's our This Is Halloween Nightmare Pumpkin Brooch! Boys and girls of every ageWouldn't you like to see something strange? This freaky deaky pumpkin treaty is a nightmare come true...

Dark Starry Night Crescent Moon Watch

$9.99

Dark Side of the Moon Our Dark Starry Night Crescent Moon Watch is one you'll want to keep an eye on, if your love of the moon and stars is anything but a passing phase! While it's basic black,...

Best F*cking B*tches Necklace Set

$11.99

BFF or BFB? What do you give to the one person who has been through thick and thin, the good, the bad, and the ugly and still puts up with your sh*t and loves you like no other? Well, until they...

Through The Ear Terror-Antula Spider Earring

$5.99 $1.99

Scary Halloween prank! "Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!" - Walter Scott Our shockingly realistic Terror-antula Spider Earring is sure to fool the wisest of souls!...

Time Spent With Cats Is Never Wasted Watch

$12.99

Is it just us, or do all cats seem to be able too look deep into your soul?  Sure, sometimes it may feel like they are looking for your weakness so they can kill you, but most of the time their...

XOXO Lipstick Pen

$0.99

Signed with a kiss! Our fun and fashionable XOXO Lipstick Pen is just the right shade of you.  Quirky with a dash of kick @ss. This clever pen is cleverly shaped as a tube of lipstick and is...

T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace

$12.99

RAWR!  I'm a dinosaur necklace! Our dino-mite T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace is the perfect accessory for when you're feeling fierce and unstoppable! An awesome gift for the budding paleontologist...

Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet

$1.99

Third grade flashbacks! Our bright and colorful Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet will bring you back to knotty times on the bus with a safety pin attached to your jeans, and a fist full of...

Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again

$8.99

Trigger warning! Our Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again accessories are a fun way to show your support for President Trump.  Topics to bring up: Impeachment: Not gonna happen His Twitter...

Mom Purse Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Carry all for your purse! It may look like a mom purse right out of the 80's...  but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, arcade tokens, cold hard cash, or mints in this...

Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos

$4.49

Butterflies, hearts, and stars, oh my! With our Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos show the world that your heart is in the right place, even if it's plastered on your face! Have you had your heart set...