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Spam Retro Face Mask

$12.99

I'm on the can again... Put yourself out there in our Spam Retro Face Mask Face Mask - it's is a real attention grabber!   Made in the USA!  Swank gift for the tiki King (or Queen...

Just Beachy Shark Bait Face Mask

$12.99

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water Don't get too chummy out there buddy! Protect yourself from the circling crowds with our Just Beachy Shark Bait Face Mask! It's like a...

Kitschy Cocktail Hour Face Mask

$12.99

Wine, beer, liquor, booze... Shirley Temple? No matter your drink of choice, we've got you covered - your face that is - with our handmade Kitschy Cocktail Hour Face Mask! Handsomely decorated...

Soft Touch Camo Face Mask

$9.99

Comfort in camo! Our Soft Touch Camo Face Mask is meant to help meet CDC recommendations to cover the nose and mouth when in an environment where social distancing is not possible. This mask is sewn...

American Flag Face Mask

$9.99

Wear Old Glory everyday with pride! Our American Flag Face Mask is a fun and functional way to celebrate patriotism this summer! Wear it with pride, wear it for the 4th and wear it as your go-to...

Fourth of July Fireworks Tie-Dye Face Mask

$9.99

Go ahead and tie-dye one on this Forth of July! Our fun + festive Fourth of July Fireworks Tie-Dye Mask will allow you to celebrate Independence Day in style!  Demonstrate your love of the...

Global Wishes Dandelion Necklace

$12.99

Best wishes! Dandelions are proof that perception is the key to happiness.  Where some may see a lawn full of weeds, the lucky ones see a field full of wishes! While counting your blessings...

Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask

$12.99

On the road again. Goin' places that I've never been... Deck yourself out in our Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask - it's is a real gas!  Being quarantined has been a real bummer, and...

Preppy In Pink Madras Plaid Face Mask

$12.99

Don't get Lacoste'd by stepping out without a mask on! Dodge social criticism and add some 80’s prep to your step with our Preppy in Pink Madras Plaid Mask! In a time before Crocs, it was all...

Sew Sweet Watermelon Face Mask

$12.99

Oh, my, gourd, Becky. Look at her mask! Our bright and cheerful Sew Sweet Watermelon Face Mask is fresh on the market, and sure to be the talk of the town. Life's a freaking picnic alright!...

Over The Rainbow Bracelet Watch

$14.99

We're over the rainbow! Our fun and fabulous Over the Rainbow Bracelet is a colorful reminder to celebrate love and happiness! And maybe make it somewhere on time for once! What time is it? It's...

Stay Connected Metallic Retro Phone Face Mask

$12.99

Hello from the other side... of my mask. Hello... is it our Stay Connected Retro Phone Rainbow Mask you're looking for?  You're in luck, buttercup! Safe social distancing is calling - it's for...

Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask

$12.99

Retro-futuristic cuteness overload The more we look at our totally rockin' Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask, the more we fall in love with it! If there is a parallel universe like this out...

I Had One Of Those! Flashback Bendy Pencil

$1.99

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing implement you need!  They can bend and twist into...

Kitschy Backyard BBQ Face Mask

$12.99

Don't forget the pink flamingos and Jell-o salad.  Deck yourself out in our Kitschy Backyard BBQ Face Mask for your next backyard soiree! Fun grilling accessory Handmade in the USA by...

Hey Nerd! Retro Led Digital Watch

$9.99

Hey, McFly! According to our calculations it's one half past nerd o'clock.  Back in the day being called a nerd was mean... now it's a compliment! So you can call us nerdy nerd nerd all...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

$79.99

Just 150,000 Calories! There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!  What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a...

Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins

$9.99 $8.79

Sweet classic retro What is the sweetest way to top off any outfit?  Our Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins of course! Not just for sundaes anymore, you can wear this charming...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing...

The Cat's Meow Face Mask

$12.99

Cute as a kitten! Our purrectly adorable The Cat's Meow Face Mask is super cute for the cat lady in your life... maybe that's you! Handmade in the USA by a small business! 3 layers of...

Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace

$16.99 $14.95

You glow girl! Our beautiful Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace absorbs light to allow a peaceful glow in darkened conditions. The light sources’ intensity and method will bring out...

Portable Pug

$6.99

Anything is paw-sible when you have a Portable Pug!  Obviously not as great as a real dog... !   We like big mutts and we cannot lie... but we love pugs. Not only are they pugnacious,...

Record Player Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Nothing better than memories of vinyl! It may look like it belongs at a sock hop spinning Elvis or the Four Tops... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, loose change,...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a...

Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Earrings

$6.99

Sweet earrings for a sweet gal! If you're a sucker for fun, our Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Earrings are the perfect fix for a boring day or a stale wardrobe! Sweeter than candy on a stick...

Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag

$11.99

Because muttin says style like a proud pet parent pampering! Our Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag get two enthusiastic paws up! Everyone's a little vane, there's not need to be ashamed!...

Soft Touch Night Bloom Face Mask

$9.99

Simple and sophisticated face mask Our Soft Touch Night Bloom Face Mask is a beautiful and super comfortable mask that is perfect for work and play! It's works on so many levels and gives that...

Not Just Your Dad's Plaid Face Mask

$12.99

Fore you or your dad! Deck yourself out in our Not Just Your Dad's Plaid Face Mask - it's is a real eye-sore fore!  Being quarantined has been a real bummer, and has many folks longing...

Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $3.99

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloon

$5.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of...

Soft Touch Leopard Print Face Mask

$9.99

Leopard print goes with everything! Our Soft Touch Leopard Print Face Mask is meant to help meet CDC recommendations to cover the nose and mouth when in an environment where social distancing...

Trump #45 Keychain + Door Hanger for 2020

$14.99

Does Trump already have the keys for 2020? President Trump will win 2020 in a landslide! Get a commemorative piece of history with our Trump's 2020 Keys to The White House Key Chain. Handmade in...

Come Sailor Away Face Mask

$12.99

Seas the day! Boating, going to the beach or manning a kiddie pool, our reel manly captain's mask is absolutely to dive for! Handmade in the USA from 3 layers of fabric Two outer pieces with...

Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask

$9.99

Stay salty but not too nauti! Our Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask is an unbelievably cute mask to wear out. The muted pastels with the stars and stripes give it a weathered nautical theme...

Math Made Me Late Watch

$14.99

We're nerds too! This clever timepiece is just another drop in the bucket of excuses to throw down for running your standard 31.4159265 mins late.   Whether it's a quarter past I left my...

T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace

$12.99

RAWR!  I'm a dinosaur necklace! Our dino-mite T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace is the perfect accessory for when you're feeling fierce and unstoppable! An awesome gift for the budding paleontologist...

Flash + Fly Helicopter

$2.99

A great toys for kids and husbands! Because there is nothing more entertaining than shooting flashing things into the air and watching them come back down. Seriously. What could be better? Turn on...

Hillary... You Know She's Gonna Run Button

$3.99 $3.51

Vote Hillary Clinton For President... again?!   You know's she's testing the waters...  Hillary can bake homemade Uranium cookies from scratch while hosting world leaders in her...

Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again

$8.99

Trigger warning! Our Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again accessories are a fun way to show your support for President Trump.  Topics to bring up: Impeachment: Not gonna happen His Twitter feed...

Bandage Sticky Notes

$3.99

Oops - ouch!  This is important! Our Bandage Sticky Notes are a clever way to bookmark and leave notes for yourself!  A light-hearted reminder that... OUCH!, it's going to hurt if I forget...

Metallic Floral Face Mask

$12.99

Stay safe and beautiful! Our beautiful handmade Metallic Floral Face Mask is meant to help meet CDC recommendations to cover the nose and mouth when in an environment where social distancing is not...

Soft Touch Bondi Face Mask

$12.99

A bold and beautiful mask to wear! Our sharp Black and White Bondi Pleated Face Mask is a comfortable and lightweight travel mask and is your newest necessary accessory! This super cute and...

Anyone But Trump 2020

$8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President?  When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a...

Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet

$1.99

Third grade flashbacks! Our bright and colorful Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet will bring you back to knotty times on the bus with a safety pin attached to your jeans, and a fist full of...

Soft Touch Sparkling Peach Bellini Face Mask

$10.99

Start practicing your royal hand wave now! Our shining and shimmering Soft Touch Sparkling Peach Bellini Face Mask is the perfect mask that shows class, sass and shine like it was made for a...

Best F*cking B*tches Necklace Set

$11.99

BFF or BFB? What do you give to the one person who has been through thick and thin, the good, the bad, and the ugly and still puts up with your sh*t and loves you like no other? Well, until they...

Social Tweet IRL Retro Bird Face Mask

$12.99

​​Show that you give a flock. ​Flash them the bird. Increase your real-life community engagement by wearing our Social Tweet IRL Retro Bird Face Mask in public to show others that you give a...

Dude Approved Soft Touch Black Face Mask

$8.99

A mask to match his style! Our Dude Approved Soft Touch Black Face Mask is perfect for the guys that are too shy to wear the cute mask you may have already picked up for him!   This go-to...

Soft Touch Grey Leopard Face Mask

$9.99

Get your sassy and classy growl on! Our Soft Touch Grey Leopard Face Mask is fierce and makes a statement that is perfect for work and play! Wear it to the office, school or out for the day! This...

Through The Ear Terror-Antula Spider Earring

$5.99 $1.99

Scary Halloween prank! "Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!" - Walter Scott Our shockingly realistic Terror-antula Spider Earring is sure to fool the wisest of souls!...

Soft Touch Pretty In Pink Leopard Face Mask

$9.99

You'll be spotted looking like a boss! Our beautiful Soft Touch Pretty In Pink Leopard Face Mask feels like that old, soft sweatshirt that you've had for years that just feels so good. Why wear...

Soft Touch Night Garden Face Mask

$9.99

Tropic like it's hot! Our Soft Touch Night Garden Face Mask has a nice vacation feel with a black fabric base, yellow straps and a tropical flower print. If you're mixing up tiki drinks at the Luau,...

Soft Touch True Blue Leopard Face Mask

$9.99

True blue baby I love you! Our Soft Touch True Blue Leopard Face Mask has that fun and casual retro vibe to it... almost like we're back in the 80's... which is so hot right now! Get this mask on...

Tie Dye Patriotic Soft Touch Face Mask

$9.99

Protect your *achoo!* with some red, white, and blue! Have fun showing support for our country, and compassion for each other with our locally sourced Patriotic Tie Dye Soft Touch Face Mask! Feel...

I Love You To The Moon And Back Necklace

$9.99

I love you to the moon and back!    An endearing phrase borrowed from children's books that tries to put into words the enormity of how much you love someone.     It may hold...

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the...

XOXO Lipstick Pen

$1.99

Signed with a kiss! Our fun and fashionable XOXO Lipstick Pen is just the right shade of you.  Quirky with a dash of kick @ss. This clever pen is cleverly shaped as a tube of lipstick and is...

Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse

$9.99

Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get that freaking adorable Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse? It's the purrfect place to stash your MILK essentials!...

Retro Radio Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Mid Century Modern Style Do you miss the great lines of products from the past?  Us too!  It may look like a vintage radio right out of the 60's... but that's just an...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen

$5.99

Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and...