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Flash + Fly Helicopter

$2.99

A great toys for kids and husbands! Because there is nothing more entertaining than shooting flashing things into the air and watching them come back down. Seriously. What could be better? Turn on...

Fourth of July Fireworks Tie-Dye Mask

$9.99

Go ahead and tie-dye one on this Forth of July! Our fun + festive Fourth of July Fireworks Tie-Dye Mask will allow you to celebrate Independence Day in style!  Demonstrate your love of the...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloon

$5.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of...

Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask

$12.99

Retro-futuristic cuteness overload The more we look at our totally rockin' Retro Rocket Rascals in Space Face Mask, the more we fall in love with it! If there is a parallel universe like this out...

Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings

$9.99

You're a shining star! When you're rocking our Shine On You Crazy Diamond Shaped LED Earrings, you're guaranteed to steal the show! The spotlight will always be on you(r ears!) While testing...

Soft Touch Camo Face Mask

$9.99

Comfort in camo! Our Soft Touch Camo Face Mask is meant to help meet CDC recommendations to cover the nose and mouth when in an environment where social distancing is not possible. This mask is sewn...

The Cat's Meow Face Mask

$12.99

Cute as a kitten! Our purrectly adorable The Cat's Meow Face Mask is super cute for the cat lady in your life... maybe that's you! Handmade in the USA by a small business! 3 layers of...

Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask

$12.99

On the road again. Goin' places that I've never been... Deck yourself out in our Vintage Camper RV Road Trip Face Mask - it's is a real gas!  Being quarantined has been a real bummer, and...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a...

Soft Touch Leopard Print Face Mask

$9.99

Leopard print goes with everything! Our Soft Touch Leopard Print Face Mask is meant to help meet CDC recommendations to cover the nose and mouth when in an environment where social distancing...

Stay Connected Metallic Retro Phone Face Mask

$12.99

Hello from the other side... of my mask. Hello... is it our Stay Connected Retro Phone Rainbow Mask you're looking for?  You're in luck, buttercup! Safe social distancing is calling - it's for...

Preppy In Pink Madras Plaid Face Mask

$12.99

Don't get Lacoste'd by stepping out without a mask on! Dodge social criticism and add some 80’s prep to your step with our Preppy in Pink Madras Plaid Mask! In a time before Crocs, it was all...

Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask

$9.99

Stay salty but not too nauti! Our Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask is an unbelievably cute mask to wear out. The muted pastels with the stars and stripes give it a weathered nautical theme...

Social Tweet IRL Retro Bird Face Mask

$12.99

​​Show that you give a flock. ​Flash them the bird. Increase your real-life community engagement by wearing our Social Tweet IRL Retro Bird Face Mask in public to show others that you give a...

Soft Touch Night Bloom Face Mask

$9.99

Simple and sophisticated face mask Our Soft Touch Night Bloom Face Mask is a beautiful and super comfortable mask that is perfect for work and play! It's works on so many levels and gives that...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

$79.99

Just 150,000 Calories! There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!  What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a...

Soft Touch Sparkling Peach Bellini Face Mask

$10.99

Start practicing your royal hand wave now! Our shining and shimmering Soft Touch Sparkling Peach Bellini Face Mask is the perfect mask that shows class, sass and shine like it was made for a...

American Flag Face Mask

$9.99

Wear Old Glory everyday with pride! Our American Flag Face Mask is a fun and functional way to celebrate patriotism this summer! Wear it with pride, wear it for the 4th and wear it as your go-to...

Dude Approved Soft Touch Black Face Mask

$8.99

A mask to match his style! Our Dude Approved Soft Touch Black Face Mask is perfect for the guys that are too shy to wear the cute mask you may have already picked up for him!   This go-to...

Soft Touch Grey Leopard Face Mask

$9.99

Get your sassy and classy growl on! Our Soft Touch Grey Leopard Face Mask is fierce and makes a statement that is perfect for work and play! Wear it to the office, school or out for the day! This...

Tie Dye Patriotic Soft Touch Face Mask

$9.99

Protect your *achoo!* with some red, white, and blue! Have fun showing support for our country, and compassion for each other with our locally sourced Patriotic Tie Dye Soft Touch Face Mask! Feel...

Sew Sweet Watermelon Face Mask

$12.99

Oh, my, gourd, Becky. Look at her mask! Our bright and cheerful Sew Sweet Watermelon Face Mask is fresh on the market, and sure to be the talk of the town. Life's a freaking picnic alright!...

Metallic Floral Face Mask

$12.99

Stay safe and beautiful! Our beautiful handmade Metallic Floral Face Mask is meant to help meet CDC recommendations to cover the nose and mouth when in an environment where social distancing is not...

Soft Touch Night Garden Face Mask

$9.99

Tropic like it's hot! Our Soft Touch Night Garden Face Mask has a nice vacation feel with a black fabric base, yellow straps and a tropical flower print. If you're mixing up tiki drinks at the Luau,...

Soft Touch True Blue Leopard Face Mask

$9.99

True blue baby I love you! Our Soft Touch True Blue Leopard Face Mask has that fun and casual retro vibe to it... almost like we're back in the 80's... which is so hot right now! Get this mask on...

Soft Touch Pretty In Pink Leopard Face Mask

$9.99

You'll be spotted looking like a boss! Our beautiful Soft Touch Pretty In Pink Leopard Face Mask feels like that old, soft sweatshirt that you've had for years that just feels so good. Why wear...

Head In The Stars Hair Pins

$9.99

Is your head in the stars? It's time to get the party star-ted with our Head in the Stars Hair Pins! Whether you're preparing for a night out on the town or an evening under the stars, with a simple...

Soft Touch I Pink I Love You Face Mask

$9.99

Be unique, different and shine in your own way! Our tie-dyed Soft Touch I Pink I Love You Face Mask is a super unique and beautiful way to wear a mask. Each mask is skin friendly soft, handmade with...

Global Wishes Dandelion Necklace

$12.99

Best wishes! Dandelions are proof that perception is the key to happiness.  Where some may see a lawn full of weeds, the lucky ones see a field full of wishes! While counting your blessings...

Anyone But Trump 2020

$8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President?  When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a...

Leaf Pocket Cup

$5.99

Leaf me alone while I have a sip! Our cleverly shaped Leaf Pocket Cup, will quickly become your new favorite piece of equipment for travel and camping!  You'll be afraid to leaf it...

Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet

$1.99

Third grade flashbacks! Our bright and colorful Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet will bring you back to knotty times on the bus with a safety pin attached to your jeans, and a fist full of...

Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins

$9.99 $8.79

Sweet classic retro What is the sweetest way to top off any outfit?  Our Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top Hairpins of course! Not just for sundaes anymore, you can wear this charming...

Retro Accordion Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Pittsburgh Polka anyone?! It may look like an accordion right out of your uncle's closet in Pittsburgh... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, incline tokens, cold hard cash, or...

Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Earrings

$6.99

Sweet earrings for a sweet gal! If you're a sucker for fun, our Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Earrings are the perfect fix for a boring day or a stale wardrobe! Sweeter than candy on a stick...

Retro TV Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Carry all for your purse! It may look like a T.V. right out of your grandparent's house...  but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, arcade tokens, cold hard cash, or...

Over The Rainbow Bracelet Watch

$14.99

We're over the rainbow! Our fun and fabulous Over the Rainbow Bracelet is a colorful reminder to celebrate love and happiness! And maybe make it somewhere on time for once! What time is it? It's...

Record Player Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99 $11.43

Nothing better than memories of vinyl! It may look like it belongs at a sock hop spinning Elvis or the Four Tops... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, loose change,...

Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace

$16.99 $14.95

You glow girl! Our beautiful Magical Mandala Glowing Locket Necklace absorbs light to allow a peaceful glow in darkened conditions. The light sources’ intensity and method will bring out...

Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again

$8.99

Trigger warning! Our Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again accessories are a fun way to show your support for President Trump.  Topics to bring up: Impeachment: Not gonna happen His Twitter feed...

Best F*cking B*tches Necklace Set

$11.99

BFF or BFB? What do you give to the one person who has been through thick and thin, the good, the bad, and the ugly and still puts up with your sh*t and loves you like no other? Well, until they...

I Had One Of Those! Flashback Bendy Pencil

$1.99

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing implement you need!  They can bend and twist into...

Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse

$9.99

Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get that freaking adorable Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse? It's the purrfect place to stash your MILK essentials!...

Hey Nerd! Retro Led Digital Watch

$11.99

Hey, McFly! According to our calculations it's one half past nerd o'clock.  Back in the day being called a nerd was mean... now it's a compliment! So you can call us nerdy nerd nerd all...

Retro Radio Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Mid Century Modern Style Do you miss the great lines of products from the past?  Us too!  It may look like a vintage radio right out of the 60's... but that's just an...

Ginormous Rainbow Tunnel Sprinkler

$99.99

Life can be all sunshine and rainbows Somewhere over the rainbow our Gigantic Rainbow Tunnel Sprinkler will not fly! Why? Because it includes four stakes to keep this giant inflatable giant...

Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag

$11.99

Because muttin says style like a proud pet parent pampering! Our Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag get two enthusiastic paws up! Everyone's a little vane, there's not need to be ashamed!...

Math Made Me Late Watch

$14.99

We're nerds too! This clever timepiece is just another drop in the bucket of excuses to throw down for running your standard 31.4159265 mins late.   Whether it's a quarter past I left my...

Trump #45 Keychain + Door Hanger for 2020

$14.99

Does Trump already have the keys for 2020? President Trump will win 2020 in a landslide! Get a commemorative piece of history with our Trump's 2020 Keys to The White House Key Chain. Handmade in...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen

$5.99

Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and...

Time Spent With Cats Is Never Wasted Watch

$12.99 $11.43

Is it just us, or do all cats seem to be able too look deep into your soul?  Sure, sometimes it may feel like they are looking for your weakness so they can kill you, but most of the time their...

T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace

$12.99

RAWR!  I'm a dinosaur necklace! Our dino-mite T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace is the perfect accessory for when you're feeling fierce and unstoppable! An awesome gift for the budding paleontologist...

Hillary... You Know She's Gonna Run Button

$3.99 $3.51

Vote Hillary Clinton For President... again?!   You know's she's testing the waters...  Hillary can bake homemade Uranium cookies from scratch while hosting world leaders in her...

Portable Pug

$6.99

Anything is paw-sible when you have a Portable Pug!  Obviously not as great as a real dog... !   We like big mutts and we cannot lie... but we love pugs. Not only are they pugnacious,...

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the...

Bandage Sticky Notes

$3.99

Oops - ouch!  This is important! Our Bandage Sticky Notes are a clever way to bookmark and leave notes for yourself!  A light-hearted reminder that... OUCH!, it's going to hurt if I forget...

XOXO Lipstick Pen

$1.99

Signed with a kiss! Our fun and fashionable XOXO Lipstick Pen is just the right shade of you.  Quirky with a dash of kick @ss. This clever pen is cleverly shaped as a tube of lipstick and is...

You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace

$9.99

Get kraken! Are you a sucker for anything octopus related?  Is there a special someone in your life who has their tentacles wrapped around your every thought?  Good news... our totally...

Through The Ear Terror-Antula Spider Earring

$5.99 $1.99

Scary Halloween prank! "Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!" - Walter Scott Our shockingly realistic Terror-antula Spider Earring is sure to fool the wisest of souls!...