Spring Gift Sale

Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Trump Impeachmints

$2.99

Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make...

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FREEDOM SOAP
50% OFF

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$4.99 $2.49

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of...

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National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van...

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Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

$2.99

With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay...

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Kitten Bath Soap
50% OFF

Kitten Bath Soap

$4.99 $2.49

True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even begin to think I have time to give you a...

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Superman Diy Sticker Card

$4.99

Look up at the sky!It's a card,It's a lot of stickers,It's our Superman Quotable Notable DIY Sticker Card! That's right!  The Man of Steel is flying at super speed and demonstrating his super...

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Batman Diy Sticker Card

$4.99

Whether you're fighting crime or leading the life of a wealthy philanthropist, you simply don't have time to stand in Hallmark for hours on end searching for the perfect card. Have no fear, our...

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CLASSIC SUPERMAN MINTS
50% OFF

Classic Superman Mints

$2.99 $1.49

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... our Classic Superman Mints are so strong!  It's like Kryptonite to your ole buddy...

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MONTY PYTHON'S WAFER THIN MINTS
50% OFF

Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints

$2.99 $1.49

Don't worry about how full you are! Our tantalizing Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints will refresh you. They definitely won't make you explode... or will they? Who can forget the classic sketch from...

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Classic Batman Mints

$2.99

Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na Na... No way!  Not with that stinky breath!  Holy Halitosis Batman! Fishy penguin breath got you down?  Have no fear!  Our Classic Batman Mints have arrived...

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Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.29

Would you believe that this soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and...

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