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Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$6.99

Make Your Memos Great Again! Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House,...

Frida Kahlo's On The Lips Of Dreams Lip Balm

$4.99

Cool and soothing no matter how hot your temper! Smooth on Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor. A lip balm in its own...

Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

$3.49

With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay...

Mister Rogers Soap

$3.99 $3.51

Feel Mister Rogers clean! Mister Rogers' Soap says: "Your sink is special!" Wash your hands before puppets! Wash your hands after feeding the fish! You can never go down the drain when you cleanse...

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

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Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original...

Trump Impeachmints

$3.49

Without any evidence, this is the best the left can do! Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the...

The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross Soap

$3.49

Bob Ross Wet-on-Wet Technique Reach for The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross Soap whenever you’re feeling a little Prussian Blue!   Make some happy little clouds of foam! This vegetable...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49 $3.07

Foam of the brave! Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently,...

Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes

$7.99

Let's get a little crazy here! Our happy little Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes features images Bob Ross and his unforgettable work. There are hundreds of handy notes and page markers to...

Bob Ross Self-Painting Heat Sensitive Mug

$14.99

Trees and coffee make me happy! Our Bob Ross Self-Painting Heat Sensitive Mug is for everyone who enjoys the happy. Whether it’s happy accidents in painting or life, Bob Ross always said,...

National Embarrassmints

$3.49

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but...

Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99 $4.39

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized...

Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

$4.99 $4.39

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle...