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Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

$3.49

With our Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, The Joy of Painting and fresh breath are now within reach! Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49 $3.07

Foam of the brave! Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently,...

Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes

$7.99

Let's get a little crazy here! Our happy little Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes features images Bob Ross and his unforgettable work. There are hundreds of handy notes and page markers to...

Ginsburg's Judgmints

$3.49

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons desiring breath that is Honorable are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for these Ginsburg's Judgmints are Supreme! Keep one under your robe and a spare...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the...

Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet

$6.99

Make Your Memos Great Again! Need to get things done fast? Get Trump's Executive Orders Sticky Notes Booklet! Only losers wait for consensus. With plenty of "official" notes from The White House,...

Trump Impeachmints

$3.49

Without any evidence, this is the best the left can do! Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these...

Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

$4.99 $4.39

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Magnetic Personality Puppet

$7.99

Fight for what's fair! Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wears her favorite jabot to preside over your finger! She's approximately 4" tall (almost life-size!) but don’t let her diminutive size fool...

Mister Rogers Soap

$3.99 $3.51

Feel Mister Rogers clean! Mister Rogers' Soap says: "Your sink is special!" Wash your hands before puppets! Wash your hands after feeding the fish! You can never go down the drain when you cleanse...

Frida Kahlo's On The Lips Of Dreams Lip Balm

$4.99

Cool and soothing no matter how hot your temper! Smooth on Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor. A lip balm in its own...

Mister Rogers' Encouragements

$3.49

Won't you, please?  Please, won't you, please?  Please, have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!! Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home...

The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross Soap

$3.49

Bob Ross Wet-on-Wet Technique Reach for The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross Soap whenever you’re feeling a little Prussian Blue!   Make some happy little clouds of foam! This vegetable...

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

$4.99

Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original...

National Embarrassmints

$3.49

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but...

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes

$6.99

​Hi, Neighbor! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ever since our awesomely nostalgic Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes arrived!  Let them serve as a polite reminder to feed the...

Impeachmint Lip Balm

$4.49 $3.95

Impeach your lips! The minty peach flavor of this Impeachmint Lip Balm won’t let you down! More and more people are asking for the welcome relief of IMPEACHMINT. Got that uncomfortable feeling?...

Rosie's We Can Wash It! Soap

$3.49 $3.07

Tough job? Not a problem. Even when you knock off for the day, you'll be riveting when you lather up with Rosie's We Can Wash It! Soap Tiny bar of soap (though it be but little, it is fierce.)...

Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99 $4.39

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized...