Burn Away Adultophobia Candle Shop more by Whiskey River Soap Co.
Burn Away Adultophobia Candle smells like Apple Jacks cereal and helps melt away the fear of pouring your own cereal milk.
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The fear of pouring your own cereal milk
Our Burn Away Adultophobia Candle is for those that haven't learned to adult. The perfect gift for your friend that lives under six feet of unfolded laundry in their parent's basement with out a whim in the world. If your mom is picking up your blood pressure meds at the pharmacy, you may have Adultophobia.
"Hi Mom! I'm home! Did you buy my cereal? Can you make me a bowl? I'm beat."
So maybe it’s time you hop off Snapchat and do some dishes and sweep the kitchen and DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU! I let you live in my basement rent-free and all you do is leave dirty cereal bowls piled up all over the place. Your father is going to have something to say about this!
- Apple Jacks Scented
- Burn time 20 hours
- Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
- Adulting is hard
Burn Away Adultophobia Candle is handmade, no two are identical. 2 oz. Burn time is approx 20 hours. Apple Jacks Scented.
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