But I Wanted A Pony! Book On Motherhood and more Quirky Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. You know, motherhood isn't so bad just as long as you keep a cocktail in on
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All you want is to take a Valium and go to the beach but as fate has it, you have a child who needs to be fed and clothed! It's not fun having to clean the house or getting vacuum cleaners as gifts but hey, that's what being a mom is all about!
This hilarious book is full of vintage-with-a-twist pictures and witty phrases that will make any mom chuckle! The brutal honesty and sarcasm highlight your dysfunctional but super amazing mommy experiences!
Now be a dear and fetch mommy her flask!
Hardcover. 112 pages. Measures 6.25 inches long x 6.25 inches wide.
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