But I Wanted A Pony! Book On Motherhood

You know, motherhood isn't so bad just as long as you keep a cocktail in one hand and our But I Wanted A Pony! Book On Motherhood in the other! 

All you want is to take a Valium and go to the beach but as fate has it, you have a child who needs to be fed and clothed!  It's not fun having to clean the house or getting vacuum cleaners as gifts but hey, that's what being a mom is all about! 

This hilarious book is full of vintage-with-a-twist pictures and witty phrases that will make any mom chuckle!  The brutal honesty and sarcasm highlight your dysfunctional but super amazing mommy experiences!

Now be a dear and fetch mommy her flask!

Hardcover.  112 pages.  Measures 6.25 inches long x 6.25 inches wide.