Calm The F**K Down Tea Snarky Tea and more Funny Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Adulting is hard. ¬ ¬ Like, really hard.
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Adulting is hard. Like, really hard. Our Calm The F*ck Down Snarky Tea can help.
You’re late for work and there’s crazy traffic. There’s mascara in your eye, concealer on your white pants and to top it off, it appears as though wild dogs have been chewing on your nails and the ends of your hair because you have no time for basic maintenance. Nothing is okay today.
Don’t drive your car into an embankment. Just breathe and have a soothing sip of Calm the F**k Down. You’ll be instantly transported to a Caribbean island with Francisco, the pool boy, tending to your every need. Aloha! We’ve got you girl.
Besides being an awesome gift capable of eliciting a fit of giggles this tea will actually help you chill out! This ultra chill tea contains Green Rooibos which serve as an anti-inflammatory while improving circulation, aiding digestion and relieving hypertension. On top of that it's beneficial for your bones, teeth, hair and skin.
Sometimes it's okay to drink your feelings. Stay bold, stay fabulous... STAY SNARKY!
One hilarious tin of 15 high-quality, beautiful, whole-leaf pyramid tea sachets. Contains: Green Rooibos, Natural Flavor, Coconut Shred.
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