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Calm Yo' Ass Down Candle


Relax already.

Come to your scents-es with our Calm Yo' Ass Down Candle! Whether it's a reminder for yourself or a blunt suggestion for a loved one, it's the gift that keeps giving unsolicited advice!

If you're tempted to burn down the house, burn this little number instead.

  • Smells like lavender and silence
  • 50+ hour burn time
  • 9 oz soy wax candle.
  • Serenity now!

A fun and functional gift for friends and family, that can be upcycled to store the ashes of your enemies. Ashes of their pictures of course.

Hand poured in the USA. Reusable glass jar with lid. Scented with lavender, sandalwood, orange.

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