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Whether you're looking for a way to liven up a birthday celebration, or cover up the serious funk you just released upon the world... We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from!  You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family. Floating Beer errr.. Birthday Drink Candles and more!

Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

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Dill Pickles Candle

$11.99

This candle smells dill-icious! Expectant mothers rejoice! Our Dill Pickles Candle will help you manage those unique cravings, here it is. Pungent enough to satisfy all your gherkin desires. Expectant fathers: On those wintery days you don't need to go...

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Mary Jane Scented Candle

$11.99

This is not just another half-baked idea, our totally dank Mary Jane Scented Candle smells like the real deal!  Not that we would have any idea what that would smell like of course... err... anyway!Give this as a gift to your favorite stoner friend...

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Burrito Scented Candle

$11.99

Ahhh...! If walking into a Chipotle and inhaling the spicy goodness of their burritos isn't one of the best smells in the world, we don't know what is!   Our Burrito Candle captures the smell of cilantro, cumin, cayenne pepper and spiced ground...

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No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

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Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

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Beer Scented Candle

$11.99

Beer has always been there for you...  It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing!  Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...

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Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

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Popcorn Scented Candle

$11.99

Nothing smells as good and mouthwatering as fresh popping popcorn!  Unfortunately, all that butter and salt could hurt you!    Our Popcorn Scented Candle can turn movies at home into a real theater experience without the lines, people or...

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Pizza Scented Candle

$11.99

The smell of baking dough, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni is such a mouthwatering smell!    Let our Stinky Pizza Candle take you back to your teenage days when pizza was a major food group!   Your place will smell like Papa Dominos is...

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Floating Birthday Drink Candle

$4.99

Whose birthday is it?!  Your birthday?   *PLOP!* Our awesome Floating Birthday Drink Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid diet for the evening!  Just pop it into a pint and start...

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Way Over The Hill Birthday Cake Candelabra

$7.99

Cake Topper CandelabraMake your party posh with our Cake Candelabra! Add some flair to your next shin-dig and impress your friends and neighbors while you're at it. Nine finely-turned candles fit perfectly into the silver toned base, creating a stunning...

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Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

$5.99

Blunt Birthday CandlesBlowing out the candles will never be a drag again! Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our LIT! Birthday Candles. Set includes 8 perfectly rolled 3.5" joint candles. Please remember to not inhale!

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Happy F*cking Birthday Candles

$4.99

Most of us age gracefully and accept the obligatory office birthday cake or impromptu birthday cake at a friends house with dignity.  However, if you are the party planner for a Grumpy Gus, why not give them the sentiment they want and...

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