Candles

Whether you're looking for a way to liven up a birthday celebration, or cover up the serious funk you just released upon the world... We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from!  You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family. Floating Beer errr.. Birthday Drink Candles and more!

Way Over The Hill Birthday Cake Candelabra

$7.59

Make your party posh with our Cake Candelabra! Add some flair to your next shin-dig and impress your friends and neighbors while you're at it. Nine finely-turned candles fit perfectly into the silver toned base, creating a stunning centerpiece to your...

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Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

$5.69

Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our LIT! Birthday Candles. Set includes 8 perfectly rolled 3.5" joint candles. Please remember to not inhale!

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Birthday Candelabra Party Candle

$5.69

With our fancy pants Birthday Candelabra Party Candle you can make any celebration a stately affair! Its elegant, classic-yet-contemporary form has 3 evenly-placed wicks that will class up your cake and make it brilliant. Ordinary decorations...

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Floating Birthday Drink Candle

$4.79

Whose birthday is it?!  Your birthday?   *PLOP!* Our awesome Floating Birthday Drink Candle is the perfect celebratory accessory for your best pal who is on a steady liquid diet for the evening!  Just pop it into a pint and start...

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Melting Rainbow Unicorn Candle
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Melting Rainbow Unicorn Candle

$15.99 $7.99

Gah! Your heart will just melt at the sight our Melting Rainbow Unicorn Candle! Unicorn lovers won't stand a chance against the mythical glow of this adorable chubby unicorn-shaped candle. As it slowly melts away, it reveals a flood of magical rainbow...

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Happy F*cking Birthday Candles

$4.79

Most of us age gracefully and accept the obligatory office birthday cake or impromptu birthday cake at a friends house with dignity.  However, if you are the party planner for a Grumpy Gus, why not give them the sentiment they want and...

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