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Candles

Whether you're looking for a way to liven up a birthday celebration, or cover up the serious funk you just released upon the world... We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from!  You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family. Floating Beer errr.. Birthday Drink Candles and more!

Day Drinking Candle

$19.99

It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their coffee in the morning and follow it with a wine spritzer for lunch. The numbers on the clock don't mean...

Zero Fucks Candle

$19.99

None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us...

The Fear Of Hearing About Your Co-Workers Weekend Candle

$9.99

The fear of hearing about your co-worker's weekend Never fear another Monday morning with our Burn Away Recapophobia Candle. We get it, you really need that coffee refill but you're worried Karen will trap you in the breakroom and tell you all about her...

Stoners Candle

$19.99

It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for the rest of us, it’s still shockingly illegal to reek of a little ganja now and again. In dank...

Okay Moms Candle

$19.99

Pairs well with nap time! Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So you’re the world’s okayest mom... we're all just trying our best to not raise...

Fake News Candle

$19.99

Smells like twitter. Our Fake News Candle is for everyone that reads headline news on social media. This candle smells just like Orange Kool-Aid which means it MUST be believed. But Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative...

Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

Dog People Candle

$19.99

Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud and sometimes the pee accidents... but the unconditional love in...

Beer Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Beer has always been there for you...  It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing!  Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...

The Fear Of Pouring Your Own Cereal Milk Candle

$9.99

The fear of pouring your own cereal milk Our Burn Away Adultophobia Candle is for those that haven't learned to adult. The perfect gift for your friend that lives under six feet of unfolded laundry in their parent's basement with out a whim in the...

Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

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