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Whether you're looking for a way to liven up a birthday celebration, or cover up the serious funk you just released upon the world... We have a wide range of ridiculously fun candles to choose from!  You're sure to discover unique gift ideas to delight or torment your friends and family. Floating Beer errr.. Birthday Drink Candles and more!

Burn Away Recapophobia Candle

$9.99

The fear of hearing about your co-worker's weekend Never fear another Monday morning with our Burn Away Recapophobia Candle. We get it, you really need that coffee refill but you're worried Karen will trap you in the breakroom and tell you all about her...

Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

$6.99

Can weed be blunt about your birthday candles? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our Lit Doobie Birthday Candles!  Hey, it's your birthday and it's time to get lit! Light...

Bacon Scented Candle

$11.99

Oh, hello bacon!   Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway!   I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the kitchen and delight the rest of my house with your savory, gratifying smell!     Our...

Burn Away Adultophobia Candle

$9.99

The fear of pouring your own cereal milk Our Burn Away Adultophobia Candle is for those that haven't learned to adult. The perfect gift for your friend that lives under six feet of unfolded laundry in their parent's basement with out a whim in the...

Stoners Candle

$19.99

It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for the rest of us, it’s still shockingly illegal to reek of a little ganja now and again. In dank...

F*cking Meetings Candle

$19.99

Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was really about nothing... or at least should've just been a group email regarding the subject. The candle has a...

Day Drinking Candle

$19.99

It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their coffee in the morning and follow it with a wine spritzer for lunch. The numbers on the clock don't mean...

Nacho Cheese Candle

$11.99 $10.55

  An awesomely cheesy gift Though it's cheesey, we think our Nacho Cheese Candle is pretty grate! Whether you like being reminded of baseball games, country fairs, late night Taco Bell runs, or movie theater concessions, the Nacho Cheese Candle...

Beer Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Beer has always been there for you...  It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing!  Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...

Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

Dog People Candle

$19.99

Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud and sometimes the pee accidents... but the unconditional love in...

Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle

$19.99

Wake me up on Thursday, I'm already four coffees into a yawn. How is it only TUESDAY? Our serenity now It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Candle is a simple reminder that it seems like it's been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each...

No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

Dill Pickles Candle

$11.99

  This candle smells dill-icious! Expectant mothers rejoice! Our Dill Pickles Candle will help you manage those unique cravings, here it is. Pungent enough to satisfy all your gherkin desires. Expectant fathers: On those wintery days you don't...

Pizza Scented Candle

$11.99

The smell of baking dough, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni is such a mouthwatering smell!    Let our Stinky Pizza Candle take you back to your teenage days when pizza was a major food group!   Your place will smell like Papa Dominos is in...

Burrito Scented Candle

$11.99

Ahhh...! If walking into a Chipotle and inhaling the spicy goodness of their burritos isn't one of the best smells in the world, we don't know what is!   Our Burrito Candle captures the smell of cilantro, cumin, cayenne pepper and spiced ground beef...

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