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An unusual collection of funny and weird gum!  They also make great stocking stuffers!
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    Bazooka Throwback Gum

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    Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

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    Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

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    Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

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    Cat Butt Gum

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    Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

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    F*ck It Gum

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    Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

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    Dog Jokes Gum

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    What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

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    Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

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    Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

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    Mini Mini Chicles Gum

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    Blast from the past! Take a sweet trip down memory lane with Mini Mini Fruit Chicles Gum! This bite-sized gum is like a mini carnival for your tast...

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    Hey Bitches Gum

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    Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

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    You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go Gum

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    Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...

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    You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

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    For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

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    I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

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    Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

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    Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

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    Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome! But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you?? If n...

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    You Try Being a Parent, Smartass Gum

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    A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩 Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little t...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum

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    I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

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    Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

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    Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

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    Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

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    The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

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    I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

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    Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

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    DIY Bubble Gum Making Kit

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    Get ready for some sticky gooey fun! Our STEM-worthy, DIY Bubble Gum Making Kit is about the most fun you can have in the kitchen! This kit makes o...

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    Step Aside Coffee Gum

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    Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

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    Some People Just Need A High Five To The Face Gum

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    Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face. With a Chair. Our cheeky High Five BlueQ gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in...

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    Cat Jokes Gum

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    10 Free Jokes Inside? You've cat to be kitten me!😸 We know, you're probably thinking our Cat Jokes Gum will be littered with jokes about fish and m...

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    Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

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    Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

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    Shut The Hell Up Gum

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    Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

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