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Looking for some tasty treats to stuff your face with?  Check out our collection of candy, chocolate, popcorn, and more aimed to satisfy nearly every sugary sweet, or sinfully salty craving under the sun!  You'll find super yummy gift ideas too if you're willing to part with them!

Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music, discreetly pop two pieces of Groove-Enhancing Gum into your mouth. Now buckle up! Hours of perfect...

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Instant Therapy Breath Spray

$5.99

If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed!  For best results, use spray, then wait 25 years. Be happier, be freer, be the real you!    No talking, no confessing.  The...

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Sunny Life Ice Cream Cone Float
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SunnyLife Ice Cream Cone Float

$44.99 $24.99

Treat yourself to some fun this summer atop our SunnyLife Ice Cream Cone Lie-On Float! Soft-serve up summer in style, as you chill out and lay back and soak up them rays. It may seem a little cone-y, but it's giant fun in the pool, ocean, at the lake,...

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Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Beach Blanket

$24.99

Gigantic Pepperoni Pizza Beach Blanket. Nom Nom Nom Nom… Pep-peroni up your sun worshiping game to a whole new level with the cheesiest of cheesy awesomeness... fresh out of our product oven... may we introduce to you our extra cheesy Gigantic...

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Inflatable Frosted Donut Snack Serving Ring

$8.99

There's dozens of reasons to love our Inflatable Frosted Donut Serving Ring a hole bunch! We've made party prep easy and fun, so you donut have to miss out on the festivities! Just inflate our Pink Frosted Donut Serving Ring, place a bowl in the center...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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MONTY PYTHON'S WAFER THIN MINTS
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Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints

$2.99 $1.49

Don't worry about how full you are! Our tantalizing Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints will refresh you. They definitely won't make you explode... or will they? Who can forget the classic sketch from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life with Mr. Creosote?...

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BUBBLE BUFF STICKY FINGERS NAIL FILES
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Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99 $1.49

I want it NOW! - Veruca Salt Not just for stuck up kids who were lucky enough to be put to the test by Mr. Wonka... our Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files are for anyone who is still a kid at heart and likes to keep their nails looking...

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Eat Shit Gum

$1.99

Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in the swear jar either. This is the ultimate gum for those...

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Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. Peppermint Flavor ...

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Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled

$22.49

Yay! Snow!! Donut just stand there with a glazed look on your face. Take a bite out of winter by hopping on our enormously fun, 3-foot wide Pink Frosted Donut Snow Tube! Complete with sprinkles, it’s an impossibly sweet and guilt-free treat!...

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Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube Sled

$22.49

Ahhh. There's nothing better than soft, fresh snow! ​​And whether you're looking to Shred the Gnar or Shave Ice you'll have an arctic blast on our Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube! At 4 feet long it's hilariously big! You'll experience a sugar-rush-like thrill...

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I Yearn For Redemption Gum

$1.99

Our hilariously irreverent "I Yearn For Redemption.  But Will Settle For A Breakfast Sandwich" Gum pokes fun at joys of getting old.  Insight and experience coupled with regrets and lowered expectations.  Womp, womp. Some days, when we're...

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Pssst... The Boss Is A Cock Gum

$1.99

The #1 preferred gum at happy hours? Our Pssst... The Boss is a Cock Gum wins TPS reports down.  Just be careful while doling this out, you may end up with laughter enduced drink spit all over your face. Now we're not talking about OUR boss,...

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Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum

$1.99

In this day and age of social networking, over-sharing is a common occurrence.  Trust us, we're thrilled to hear that you're a size four and you're sweating it out at the gym.  No, actually, we're not.    It's not your fault,...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.   We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a...

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Bag of Unicorn Toots

$8.99

Our magical Bag of Unicorn Toots has just arrived from The Enchanted Land of Unicorntopia via a rainbow slide from the sky! Perhaps you have not heard of this delicacy? Unicorn Toots Cotton Candy Puffs come from the happiest city in the sky. The...

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Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum

$1.99

Seriously.   I really do hate you.   Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch.   Guess what... you win again! Fruit flavored.   Petite pack...

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Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your working experience a little more tolerable, try...

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Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and...

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Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But...

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Bag of Zombie Farts

$8.99

Sugar is sweet, undead fall apart.... soon you'll be craving a Bag of Zombie Farts! One day Zeke the Zombie was looking for something to eat. He discovered a unicorn sleeping near a rainbow and decided to take a bite. The unicorn kicked him and flew...

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F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government. (Survey says... everyone!) Anarchy never tasted so sweet and...

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I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

$1.99

Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Stop the car! I'm getting out... a piece of gum to cut this tension with some much needed laughter. Fragile ego, or not, minty fresh laughter will...

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Donut Worry, Be Happy Garden Gnome

$16.19

We'd have to say... our Donut Worry, Be Happy Garden Gnome sure seems to have his life sorted out! He's having fun maxing and chillaxin' in a mini version of our famous Giant Donut Pool Float! Drink in hand, and ready for a day full of nothing...

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Understand Men Breath Spray

$5.99

Are you facing the ultimate task of understanding a man?  The only thing you can do is use our Understand Men Breath Spray.  The extra strength mint formula will give you the ability to train with bacon, talk to, and genuinely know the motives...

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Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief! It's too easy to state the obvious but you can just smell the world...

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Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

$1.99

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1...

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Our kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and sliced bread...

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