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Looking for some tasty treats to stuff your face with?  Check out our collection of candy, chocolate, popcorn, and more aimed to satisfy nearly every sugary sweet, or sinfully salty craving under the sun!  You'll find super yummy gift ideas too if you're willing to part with them!

Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.49

Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the galaxy or hanging back here on Earth! Frozen in time, yet not frozen in temperature, it takes the ice...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

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Calm The F**k Down Tea Snarky Tea

$14.99

Adulting is hard.    Like, really hard.     Our Calm The F*ck Down Snarky Tea can help. You’re late for work and there’s crazy traffic. There’s mascara in your eye, concealer on your white pants and to top it off,...

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Namaste Motherf**ker Snarky Tea

$14.99

The choice of a new generation of yogis. Our Namaste Mother F**ker Snarky Tea is quenching the inner thirst of the new wave of snarky yoga practitioners. That's right. There's a new set of yogis in town, and we’re here for the elastic waistbands,...

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Astronaut Bananas

$2.99

Out Of This World Treat! Looking for a delicious ready to eat space food? Our astronaut Bananas is a favorite of space travelers and kids everywhere! Freeze-dried bananas are made using the same process used by the U.S. space program to make food for...

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Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

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Cotton Candy Snow Balls

$3.49

Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack!       Ever snow often, you come across the perfect stocking stuffer, and let's just say, these cotton...

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Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum

$1.99

Instant Reality Check, Someone Owns You For Atleast Another 18 YearsOur Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum is the mother of all baby shower gifts, and the cheekiest way to deliver an instant reality check! Time to face it buttercup, your life will never...

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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.49

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

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Bag of Unicorn Toots

$8.99

Our magical Bag of Unicorn Toots has just arrived from The Enchanted Land of Unicorntopia via a rainbow slide from the sky! Perhaps you have not heard of this delicacy? Unicorn Toots Cotton Candy Puffs come from the happiest city in the sky. The...

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Candy Cane Pop Rocks

$1.99

Tis the season... to raise some cane!   Candy cane that is! Our Candy Cane Pop Rocks will pop the holiday season off with an explosion of flavor! That's right kiddos! Forget the boring red and white striped candy we all know and love... now it...

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Get Your A** In Bed Snarky Tea

$14.99

We can help you relax and unplug! It’s 11:45 p.m. and you’ve found yourself in a social media rabbit hole.  You’re now 46 weeks into a stranger’s past looking for any sign of your ex-boyfriend. You know you’re in...

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Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.79

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns as much as we do (which may just be impossible) simply...

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Middle Child Mints

$3.99

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints left over when we made our other mints! These mints are...

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Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum

$1.99

Cleverly attack over-sharing Our Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum is the best way to break it to your overactive, overachieving friends that you've heard enough. In this day and age of social networking, over-sharing is a common occurrence...

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Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

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Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

$1.99

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The CircleOur Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.  A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to...

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Krampus Candy Canes

$5.99

Merry Krampus from the Anti-Claus Our wicked good Krampus Candy Canes are a hella fun gift for those on your naughty list!  Set of 6 red & black standard size candy canes Taste like brimstone and fire Threaten kids into good...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable TruthUnlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government...

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Grub Mugs Recipe Mug Set

$18.89

No stove? No problem! The long forgotten art of microwaving is making a comeback and coming in hot with our Grub Mugs Recipe Set! And we've got all meals covered - breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert! This set of four recipe mugs will expand your...

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I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

$1.99

Decorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is perfect for those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you (and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.) For those...

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Mansplaining Mints

$3.99

Ladies, when it comes to our Mansplaining Mints, something tells us we don't have to tell you what these are for. But, humor us, if you will... The next time some random dude starts explaining something to you in a condescending tone, just offer him one...

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Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

$1.99

Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go GettersYou are awesome!  But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you??  If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply! Our adorkable Who's Awesome? You're Awesome!...

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Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99

I want it NOW! - Veruca Salt Not just for stuck up kids who were lucky enough to be put to the test by Mr. Wonka... our Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files are for anyone who is still a kid at heart and likes to keep their nails looking...

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I Hope Eye Rolling Counts As Cardio Gum

$1.99

Our hilarious I Hope Eye-Rolling Counts as Cardio Gum, is the perfect gift for the well intentioned gym dodger in your life!   Not everyone has time for Prancercising, Sweating to the Oldies, or taking it to the treadmill! Whether you're too...

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I Kissed A Republican / Democrat Gum

$1.99

Partisan Political Puking GumDid you kiss a donkey last night or perhaps your lips locked with an elephant?  With our I Kissed A Republican or I Kissed A Democrat Gum, you can always be prepared for any accidental smooches that may happen due to...

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My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight...

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Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...

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Cupcake Mints

$3.99

No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even...

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Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

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Narwhal Horn Candy

$3.99

Are Narwhal Horns Candy?Our team of scientists has been tirelessly researching the narwhal horn to try and figure out its purpose. And while they haven't really come up with any good theories, they have discovered that narwhal horns taste delicious! Who...

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Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Shut Your Mouth PleaseSeriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches...

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You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum That's Great For Narcissistic Bosses Because They're The BesssssstYou're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is...

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Minty Mani Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.89

Our pack of Minty Mani Sticky Fingers Gum Nail Files are an essential item to have on you at all times. You never know when you might be attacked by a dangerous hangnail, or need to quickly freshen your suddenly mangled manicure! Fashioned to appear...

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My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Fruit Flavored Awesomeness That Won't Get You DrunkYou say tomato, we say wine.  With our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum you can just lay it all out on the lunch table.  Because, we don't carrot all what you think, unless you agree...

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Dill Pickle Mints

$3.59

Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years try some of our delicious Dill Pickle Mints and you might get popular too!  We're just saying it couldn't hurt! Did we mention this is way more transportable than a pickle jar, no briny mess! Each...

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Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed...

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Instant Therapy Breath Spray

$5.99

Therapy for your misbehaving bad breathIf telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed!  For best results, use spray, then wait 25 years. Be happier, be freer, be the real...

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Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum

$1.99

Chew On This Gum BitchSeriously.   I really do hate you.   Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch.   Guess what... you win again! Fruit...

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Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-WorkersThe reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

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I Have PMS & GPS Gum

$1.99

This Bitch Will Find You GumTake next right.  IN YOUR FACE!   That's right sunshine.  You're barking up the wrong tree and at the wrong time of the month.  We guarantee that you will not want to be on the receiving end of our I...

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I Should Be A Better Person Gum

$1.99

You Know Who You Are!Our straight shooting and unapologetic, I Should Be A Better Person But I'm Not, gum says it all.   Sure, you may be able to give great advice from all of the life lessons you learned, and self help books you've read. But apply...

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I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum

$1.99

Candy For Times When You Need A Neverending VacationThere are palm trees, beach umbrellas, perfectly-sweetened margaritas and no hangovers... I'm never coming back.  Please hold my calls.  Forever. That settles it, we're sold on our I Want To...

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Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Instant Faboulous!Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. ...

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

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You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

$1.99

For that Dick in your life (and we ain't talkin Richard).   Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.   Can't think of anyone deserving of such an...

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Fruit Salad Cookie Cutters

$12.99

Fruit Salad! Yummy yummy! With our SunnyLife Fruit Salad Cookie Cutters you can say with a straight face that you had your 3 servings of fruit today! You'll simply go bananas over this adorable set of fruit-themed cookie cutters, as they make even the...

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Blood Sucker Lollipop

$2.99

It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...

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Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea

$14.99

Okay, so you really need to work on your life at the moment... Our Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea can help. What's that? You need a recap? You went out with co-workers last night and performed karaoke in front of your boss. You may or may not have...

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Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But...

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Body Part Lollipop

$1.99

Our super creepy Body Part Halloween Lollipop are the pefect aaddition to any zombie buffet! With Human Hearts, Witch Fingers, Eyeballs and Brains they're the perfect trick AND treat for Halloween!  Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy...

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Hot Steve Salts

$7.59

A seriously spicy chile salt As the name suggests our Hot Steve Salts is a seriously spicy chile salt! It's great for margaritas and Bloody Marys, soups and chili, Mexican fare, or anything else when you want to spice things up! It's delicious on...

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Ice Cream Tote Bag

$20.99

Beach, you've just got (soft) served! By our adorable SunnyLife Ice Cream Tote Bag that is! This fun loving bag will melt the iciest of frozen popsicle-like hearts. Simple, yet stylish this shoulder bag features a perfect swirl ice cream cone on the...

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Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Give Dad A Piece Of This Gum Next Time He's Driving And Playing Steering Wheel Drums To The Radio Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music,...

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