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Looking for some tasty treats to stuff your face with?  Check out our collection of candy, chocolate, popcorn, and more aimed to satisfy nearly every sugary sweet, or sinfully salty craving under the sun!  You'll find super yummy gift ideas too if you're willing to part with them!

Blue Q Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music, discreetly pop two pieces of Groove-Enhancing Gum into your mouth. Now buckle up! Hours of perfect...

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Blue Q Instant Therapy Breath Spray

$5.99

If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fixed!  For best results, use spray, then wait 25 years. Be happier, be freer, be the real you!    No talking, no confessing.  The...

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Blue Q My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum

$1.99

You say tomato, we say wine.  With our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum you can just lay it all out on the lunch table.  Because, we don't carrot all what you think, unless you agree with us. After all, wine is made from grapes, so technically we...

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Fabulously Fruity Scented Pen Set

$12.99

Fruit is nature’s candy and now you can bring that sweet smell wherever you go with our adorably designed Fabulously Fruity Scented Snifty Pens Set Imagine all of the juicy + creative thoughts you can write with these pens! Your writing will...

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Gigantic Watermelon Beach Blanket

$24.99

A Gigantic Watermelon Beach Blanket, after an equally refreshing dip in the pool? Yes, please! Laying on a real slice of watermelon would normally seem kinda seedy - but something about sprawling out on this 5 foot wide Watermelon Beach blanket seems...

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Blue Q I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum

$1.99

There are palm trees, beach umbrellas, perfectly-sweetened margaritas and no hangovers... I'm never coming back.  Please hold my calls.  Forever. That settles it, we're sold on our I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum expressing our thoughts...

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Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99

I want it NOW! - Veruca Salt Not just for stuck up kids who were lucky enough to be put to the test by Mr. Wonka... our Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files are for anyone who is still a kid at heart and likes to keep their nails looking...

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Blue Q Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed...

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Blue Q Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But...

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Big Mouth Giant Gummy Bear Pool Float

$24.99

Our funtabulous Giant Red Gummy Bear Pool Float is a tasty treat to beat the heat!  This cute and ginormous eye candy doubles as a flotation device to help you beat the unbearablely sticky summer heat! At 5 feet long, this huge (and delicious...

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Big Mouth Giant Margarita Pool Float

$24.99

If you are what you eat, our Giant Margarita Pool Float pretty much sums up the perfect diet. So, when you order “the biggest margarita you have”, you might get what you wished for!  Just kick back, and drink up (the sun!) And even...

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Blue Q F*ck It Gum

$1.99

What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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Blue Q British Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Thanks to our amazing Instant British Accent Breath Spray, having a British accent is as easy as making a cup of tea!  You'll instantly sound richer, smarter and even look more attractive!   This snap-acting formula lets...

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Blue Q Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

$1.99

Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.  A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to hate! Delivered with a smile, in a tiny package designed as cheerful as a...

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Blue Q You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

You're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is our You Are Better Than The Best Gum is better than the rest!  A thoughtful...

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Potato Chip Chocolate Bar

$5.99

Our positively life changing Potato Chip Chocolate Bar combines two of the most crave-able creations on the planet for total taste bud domination!   Creamy milk chocolate, a sprinkle of sea salt and an irresistible kettle cooked potato chip...

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Blue Q Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

$1.99

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1...

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Blue Q I Have PMS & GPS Gum

$1.99

Take next right.  IN YOUR FACE!   That's right sunshine.  You're barking up the wrong tree and at the wrong time of the month.  We guarantee that you will not want to be on the receiving end of our I have PMS & GPS, I'm a...

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Blue Q Pssst... The Boss Is A Cock Gum

$1.99

The #1 preferred gum at happy hours? Our Pssst... The Boss is a Cock Gum wins TPS reports down.  Just be careful while doling this out, you may end up with laughter enduced drink spit all over your face. Now we're not talking about OUR boss,...

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Gigantic Strawberry Beach Blanket

$24.99

You'll be ripe for fun with our Gigantic Strawberry Beach Blanket!   If you’ve got a pretty sweet spot on the beach, you can expect great sunshine, quick walks to the water… and scalding lava-hot sand. We'll get you out of that jam...

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Blue Q Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you looking at? Peppermint...

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Blue Q F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government. (Survey says... everyone!) Anarchy never tasted so sweet and...

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Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

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Blue Q You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

$1.99

For that Dick in your life (and we ain't talkin Richard).   Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.   Can't think of anyone deserving of such an...

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