Candy

Do you know whose poop doesn't stink? Our Magical Jellybean Pooping Unicorn, butt of course! This miraculous pint-sized dispenser of rainbow-colore...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

Crazy for kettle corn? The latest brain-twister in the candy aisle - Kettle Corn Mints! 🍿🌽 These mints are so confusingly delicious, they'll make y...

Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

Everything is better with friends and cheesecake! 🤗🍰😋🌴 Looking for the perfect way to say "thank you for being a friend" or hoping to add a dash of...

Like a sunny sip of sour pink lemonade! Celebrate Valentine's Day with a twist of summer fun! Sink your taste buds into our Pink Lemonade Sour Belt...

Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

No camping gear required! Our Marshmallow Mints are impostors of the highest order; they parade around in mint tins, but when you pop one in your m...

Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...

A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩 Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little t...

I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

Your taste buds will break out into a robot dance! Get ready to embark on a taste bud adventure with our Sour Robots Gummy Candy! These little robo...

Caffeinated with real coffee! Running low on energy? We smell trouble brewing... Time to reach for our Pocket Latte Coffee Dark Roast Coffee Chocol...

Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...

 Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

You think this is a Gameboy? 🤨🕹️ It's just a super-awesome, hyper-realistic Nintendo Gameboy shaped tin filled with candy, people! The original han...

Looking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...

The packed lunch of your dreams! Ever fantasized about a world where your Lunchables turned into candy? Stop dreaming, because your wishes just cam...

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

Tastes like real coffee, because it is! We thought about nutelling you about our Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Hazelnut Coffee Chocolate Bar... so we ...

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...