Candy

Looking for some tasty treats to stuff your face with?  Check out our collection of candy, chocolate, popcorn, and more aimed to satisfy nearly every sugary sweet, or sinfully salty craving under the sun!  You'll find super yummy gift ideas too if you're willing to part with them!

Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

$1.99

Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome!  But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you??  If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply! Our adorkable Who's Awesome? You're Awesome!...

Cupcake Gumballs

$4.99

Our Cupcake Gumballs are mighty tasty on their own, but for a true sugar fix try adding some into the batter of your next batch of cupcakes to make Double Frosting Gumball Cupcakes!  Each  tin contains about twenty-two vanilla flavored...

Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Instant Faboulous!Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. ...

Cupcake Mints

$3.99

No Bake Cupcake Candy MintsLets' be honest... what's the best thing about a cupcake?   The frosting!   The cake is only used as a medium to get the frosting into your mouth! These icing flavored mints are so freakin' good you'll wish had even...

I Should Be A Better Person Gum

$1.99

You Know Who You Are!Our straight shooting and unapologetic, I Should Be A Better Person But I'm Not, gum says it all.   Sure, you may be able to give great advice from all of the life lessons you learned, and self help books you've read. But apply...

Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum

$1.99

Cleverly attack over-sharing Our Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum is the best way to break it to your overactive, overachieving friends that you've heard enough. In this day and age of social networking, over-sharing is a common occurrence...

Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But only...

Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and...

I Have PMS & GPS Gum

$1.99

This Bitch Will Find You Gum Take next right.  IN YOUR FACE!   That's right sunshine.  You're barking up the wrong tree and at the wrong time of the month.  We guarantee that you will not want to be on the receiving end of our I...

I Kissed A Republican / Democrat Gum

$1.99

Partisan Political Puking Gum Did you kiss a donkey last night or perhaps your lips locked with an elephant?  With our I Kissed A Republican or I Kissed A Democrat Gum, you can always be prepared for any accidental smooches that may happen due to...

F*ck It Gum

$1.99

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

$1.99

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard   Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.   Can't think of anyone deserving of...

I Hope Eye Rolling Counts As Cardio Gum

$1.99

Our hilarious I Hope Eye-Rolling Counts as Cardio Gum, is the perfect gift for the well intentioned gym dodger in your life!   Not everyone has time for Prancercising, Sweating to the Oldies, or taking it to the treadmill! Whether you're too busy...

Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

$1.99

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in the swear jar either. This is the...

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief!  You may not be irregular around here, so...

Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-WorkersThe reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

$1.99

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1...

Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum

$1.99

Chew On This Gum Bitch Seriously.   I really do hate you.   Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch.   Guess what... you win again! Fruit...

Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Shut Your Mouth PleaseSeriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches...

Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...

Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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