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Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

Blast from the past! Take a sweet trip down memory lane with Mini Mini Fruit Chicles Gum! This bite-sized gum is like a mini carnival for your tast...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Tastes like carefree Summer days as a kid! Our oh-so-dreamy Orange & Creme Mints! 🍊✨ Who says mints have to be minty? Psh, not us! These little...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

Your taste buds will break out into a robot dance! Get ready to embark on a taste bud adventure with our Sour Robots Gummy Candy! These little robo...

Caffeinated with real coffee! Running low on energy? We smell trouble brewing... Time to reach for our Pocket Latte Coffee Dark Roast Coffee Chocol...

Experience the Joy of Eating Candy Get crazy painting your palate with our dreamy Bob Ross Flavor Palette Paintbrush Dipping Candy! Packed with sug...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

T-Rex, Velociraptor…Poopasaurus?! Discover your new favorite dinosaur with our awesome Pooping Dinosaur! Our colorful dino holds delicious edible j...

No camping gear required! Our Marshmallow Mints are impostors of the highest order; they parade around in mint tins, but when you pop one in your m...

A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩 Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little t...

These aren't your grandma's mints! Indulge in the guilt-free delight of our Chocolate Mint Mints! These sugar-free gems are a heavenly blend of ric...

Trees are a great way to cover mistakes... or bad breath! Our Bob Ross Happy Little Tree Mints are a fun homage to the man, the myth, the legendary...

Like a sunny sip of sour pink lemonade! Celebrate Valentine's Day with a twist of summer fun! Sink your taste buds into our Pink Lemonade Sour Belt...

Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...