Candy

These aren't your grandma's mints! Indulge in the guilt-free delight of our Chocolate Mint Mints! These sugar-free gems are a heavenly blend of ric...

A Home Run for Your Tastebuds! 🍫⚾ Remember the sweet taste of victory from 1978? Well, it wasn’t just from the winning games but from those chunky ...

Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

Unleash the sizzle without the flame! Oscar Mayer’s Gummy Hot Dogs transform your snack time into a barbeque fiesta, with these delectably chewy, f...

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

Do you think I'm kidding? Yeah, yeah... wasting time hating someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die... or somethin...

Your childhood food pyramid - but now as candy! Our Kraft Gummy Snack Pack, the only snack pack that’ll have you questioning if you should eat them...

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

Remember those quirky, old-school Yoo-Hoo drinks that made childhood oh-so-sweet? Dive into a splash of nostalgia with the Yoo-Hoo Milk Chocolate C...

One Square = One Coffee! Looking for a gift idea? Coffee, chocolate, flowers... a fresh take on the classics, our Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Lavend...

Define the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...

What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face. With a Chair. Our cheeky High Five BlueQ gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in...

Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...