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CAT MAIMING DOORMAT

Cat Maiming Stories Doormat

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Cat Maiming Stories Doormat and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Our hairball-larious Cat Maiming Stories Doormat nonchalantly downplays the ninja stylings o

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Our hairball-larious Cat Maiming Stories Doormat nonchalantly downplays the ninja stylings of your favorite feline friend stating "Stories of our Cat Maiming Somebody are Greatly Exaggerated." 

(While you know this isn't even remotely true, as you have the fresh battle wounds to prove it... Your poor piggies are still recovering from last evening's midnight-snack-toe-attack!)

It's a friendly, yet foreboding way to greet your guests.  Wanted or unwanted guests will think twice about that cute kitty sitting in the window staring at them.  Is it a viscous attack cat or a just a mischievous kitten constantly trying to ship the dog to Abu Dhabi. 

Made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.  Easy to clean.

Measures 18 inches long x 27 inches wide. Will scare away potential burglars!

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RUGS-0756
CAT MAIMING DOORMAT
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