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Cats + Cat People

Fur real! Cats + Cat People need love too! Both may act allusive and distant at times, but both enjoy a well-timed snuggle! Knead to find the purrfect gift for the cat lover in your life? Or is that purr-son you? Once you have successfully nudged your kitty off your keyboard... check out our awesome collection of quirky + offbeat kitty themed products!  You'll be feline fine in no time! No kitten! Cats + Cat People are taking over the interwebs right meow!

Kitten Bath Soap

$3.49

Our Kitten Bath Soap is just the size for little paw paws that try to like to jump in the shower. True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even...

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Cat Lady Car Stickers

$8.99

How many cats is too many?    One, two, three, four, sixteen  we havent quite figured that one out yet.  The more the merrier, we say!    Express your love for all of your furr-avorite feline friends with our van-tastic...

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Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser

$9.99

Time For A Kit-Tea Purr-ty! Our Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser looks just like the poster hanging on the wall of your elementary school said... Hang in there, baby!  .   Fight the urge to take a cat nap in a sunlit corner of the room and...

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Fe-line Fine Cat Ear Ring

$5.99

Our understated Fe-line Fine Cat Ear Ring really packs a punch! (Those ears aren't just adorable, they may cause some damage to anyone that gets a little too frisky while trying to rub your belleh.) On the prowl for a unique cat lady...

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Pusheen Sweets Candy Tin

$3.99

Pop one in after a capusheeno! Nothing is quite as sweet as our Pusheen Sweets Candy Tin! This grey tubby tabby may have started on Facebook, but she wasn't about to let herself be boxed in. (Unless it was a box of her choosing, because really, what...

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Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

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Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

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Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

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Smug Cat Mug

$13.99

Fur seriously. We're not kitten. It's high time you finally outsmarted your sneaky kitty... and our Smug Cat Mug with Lid is just the trick! This curiously cat shaped ceramic mug with removable lid is a clever way to keep your creeping kitty's face and...

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Hey Bitches Gum

$1.99

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream night or a go out and (no survivors)...

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Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

$5.99

Cat Scratch Fever! Our Crazy Cat Lady Bandages are in paws-ible to ignore, just like the battle scars from loving your furry demon! Cat owners know that sometimes kitties "accidentally" give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. Crazy Cat Lady...

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Hello Kitty Super Star Mug

$11.99

Our bright and cheerful Hello Kitty Super Star Mug is happy to join you, every groggy morning or late night, as you plan your attack to take over the world or at least finish that report that's quite possibly due in the morning. We're willing to bet that...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

$6.99

Your Cat Is Going To Kill You Your cat may like to show off that its all standoffish and in control, but you could turn all that around with our Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats.   For an immediate attitude adjustment just blow up the horn, attach...

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Purebreads Kitty Cat Bread Cutter

$9.99

Avo-cat-o on toast anyone?​​ See interwebs?  There's more than one way to get a cat's face in a piece of bread! Our Purebreads Cat Bread Cutters make super cute sealed sandwiches — just punch out the crust, stamp and seal the edges for...

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Cat Butt Magnets

$11.99

Clinging to your fridge like cat hair on your clothes, our cheeky Cat Butt Magnets will be a clear indication of where you stand on the dog vs cat debate. From the hand and mind of designer Steph Mantis comes this a'mews-ing assortment of magnets which...

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I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

Fly your purr-verbial freak flag high with our I Decorate With Cats Crazy Cat Lady Mug. Beclaws all other interior decorators are in-fur-ier if they don't add a smattering of cats to their decor! This heartwarming red mug with white interior...

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Handicat Kitty Finger Puppet

$6.99

Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat?  You’re in luck!  Our moew-nificent Handicat Kitty Finger Puppet is made of soft vinyl and can transform your hand into a pretty kitty. So realistic, your hand may go off on its...

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Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads, will happily sit on your pile...

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A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light

$4.99

Our totally A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light is the purrfect way to meow your way to the front door! Who hasn't lost their keys and dug around in the dark looking for them? The Kitten Sound LED Key Light offers not only a handy LED light to light...

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Grey Tabby Cat Door Stop

$14.99

Let Me-owt Our adorable Grey Tabby Cat Door Stop is the purrfect solution if you're looking for a friendly face when you come in the door! You'll be so happy you welcomed this sweet wide-eyed smiling kitty into your home. It's an awesome gift for crazy...

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Humans Are My Side B*tch Cat Dish Towel

$10.99

If cats could talk our Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel would sum up their felines purrfectly. No, it doesn't read "rub my belly, leave me alone" but the message is the same! "Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch." But hey, that's...

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Paw Pads Notepad

$7.99

Let's just paws for a mewment and admire the cuteness.  Are you feline what we're feline?  That our playful cat Paw Pads notepads are the ideal place to scratch out your stray to-do lists?  Just watch out for those rambunctious cats...

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Cat + Paper Bag Paper Clip Holder

$17.99

The our pawsitively adorable Cat and Bag Paper Clip Holder is our new favorite desk accessory! That's right! The cat's out of the bag! and back in the bag! And then back out of the bag again! It's just so very amewsing! Purrfectly capturing the playful...

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Smitten Kitten Measuring Tape

$6.99

Unlike most every other kitty on the planet, our Smitten Kitten Measuring Tape is actually encouraging you to pull her tail.  No, it's not a trap! You can trust! Promise. We're totally not kitten. It's paws down just the cutest tape measure...

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Tin Foil Hat For Cats

$7.99

Free your feline from mind control with our Tin Foil Hat for Cats! They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat’s thoughts. Not on our watch!  Does your cat exhibit any of these behaviors? Stares blankly...

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Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

If cats had thumbs the situation would be completely different. But till that happens, were stuck scooping litter boxes and cleaning up after our kitties. So after you've scoured the litter box for nuggets, use our Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand...

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Cone Kitty Air Freshener

$3.99

It's for your own good, Whisker, I promise. This pathetically miserable kitty in a cone will make your commute more bearable. This poor suffering kitteh will fill your automobile with Pot-PURR-i scent and laughs.   Hang it from your rearview mirror...

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Frisky Feline Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

Get Frisky In The Snow! Our fun loving Frisky Feline Ski Mask with Ears has just arrived and it's litter'ally the best thing ever! Fur real... we're not kitten! It's our purr-sonal favorite! Now you can hit the slopes with our hiss-terical balaclava...

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Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

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Cat Butt Coin Purse

$3.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a...

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Crazy Cat Lady Coloring Book

$7.49

Our meow-nificent Crazy Cat Lady Coloring Book, intended for adults, celebrates the cultural icon that is the Crazy Cat Lady. It features twenty-four pages of purrfection that celebrates the happiness that comes from living with kitties.  It...

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The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

$10.99

Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad news in a cutie-pie cat, red dress, and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really all that bad in the end.  Enjoy giving the...

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The Cat Bonnet

$6.99

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!  Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff...

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Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

$12.99

Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...

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Renaissance Kitty Air Freshener

$3.99

Quite frankly, our Renaissance Kitty Air Freshener does not find your stinky car one bit amusing! While she gracefully holds her breath, awaiting her fresh Tudor rose scent to extinguish the foulest of orders wafting about your vehicle, allow her majesty...

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Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files

$2.99

You'll be looking good and feline fine with our Sassy Kitty Matchbook Nail Files! Because, sometimes, the claws come out — and when they do, file them until they’re neatly shaped! Sassy Kitty are handy, matchbook-style sets of 8 paw-shaped...

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Cat Astronaut Mints

$3.99

Ground Control to Major Tomcat Take your Cat Astronaut Mints and put your helmet on. When Cat Astronaut has its head in that glass helmet, bad breath is the enemy.  Which is why he purrfurs to use Cat Astronaut Mints before and during all of...

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Hell-No Kitty Winter Snow Mask

$29.99

High Quality Snow Mask! We're not sure what we did to deserve this but our Hell-No Kitty Ski Mask hiss just arrived and it is everything you could want and meowr! It's true... we're totally not kitten! Now you can hit the trail with your cattitude on...

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Magneticats Fridge Magnets

$9.99

What's better than being a chick magnet?  A cat magnet, naturally.* Our adorable Magneticats Fridge Magnets are a playful litter of cat magnets, pouncing on the chance to get you organized!  Unlike real furballs, who are looking to knock...

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Cat Monk Air Freshener

$3.99

Cat-astropic commute? Cat Monk says... Stay in the here and meow. An expert in the Meow Te Ching, our Cat Monk Air Freshener wants to serve as a constant reminder that you should be present and connected. While some monks shave their heads to show their...

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Cat Tiki Mug Set

$27.99

Time for a Tiki Purr-ty! Why bother leaving the comfort of your own home (and cats) when you can shake things up at home with our Cat Tiki Mugs!  They'll make a great addition to your next Tiki Purr-ty!  No kitten! Most Tiki mugs look like...

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Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

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Cat in Bonnet Air Freshener

$3.99

Smells like Purr-fection Our Cat in Bonnet Air Freshener not only shows that you not only enjoy cats wearing hats, but that you identify with the plain and simple pioneer cats of the late 1800s. These hardworking prairie kitties wore bonnets to keep the...

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Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

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Stop Kitty! Wine Stopper

$9.99

Ella... no!   Billie... stop that!   Emmett you better get down from there! Is your kitty in the cabernet again?   Cat lovers worldwide will understand the never-ending battle of keeping their cat's zaniness from endangering themselves...

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Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons

$3.99

If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)...

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My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Cats Are Better Than Dogs SocksFur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends.  After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Crew Socks sums...

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