Spring Gift Sale

Chewing Gum

So, you may just think that chewing gum's sole purpose in life is to freshen your nasty stale breath, but it's capable of so much more! Get your message across in a fun and unique way with a pocket sized packs of gum! We're sure you'll find a reason to give just about everyone you know a gift after you laugh your way through this section.

Blue Q Best Buds Mint Gum

$1.99

The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a very special, mind-altering ingredient. It's called LOVE. A friend with weed is a friend indeed! A friend with gum is uh... man, we forgot! But, this cannabis loving...

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Blue Q Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum

$1.99

Seriously.   I really do hate you.   Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger bitch.   Guess what... you win again! Fruit flavored.   Petite pack...

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Blue Q I Yearn For Redemption Gum

$1.99

Our hilariously irreverent "I Yearn For Redemption.  But Will Settle For A Breakfast Sandwich" Gum pokes fun at joys of getting old.  Insight and experience coupled with regrets and lowered expectations.  Womp, womp. Some days, when we're...

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Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

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Blue Q My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum

$1.99

You say tomato, we say wine.  With our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum you can just lay it all out on the lunch table.  Because, we don't carrot all what you think, unless you agree with us. After all, wine is made from grapes, so technically we...

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Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.89

Don't leave the with house without packing some faux-cinnamony sweet heat with our pack of Red Haute Sticky Fingers Nail Files!  They're are a must for your portable beauty arsenal.  Because you never know when you may come dangerously close to...

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Blue Q Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum

$1.99

Our Accept That You've Had A Baby Gum is the mother of all baby shower gifts, and the cheekiest way to deliver an instant reality check! Time to face it buttercup, your life will never be the same again. You may have had a hamster when you were younger...

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Blue Q I Have PMS & GPS Gum

$1.99

Take next right.  IN YOUR FACE!   That's right sunshine.  You're barking up the wrong tree and at the wrong time of the month.  We guarantee that you will not want to be on the receiving end of our I have PMS & GPS, I'm a...

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Blue Q I Should Be A Better Person Gum

$1.99

Our straight shooting and unapologetic, I Should Be A Better Person But I'm Not, gum says it all.   Sure, you may be able to give great advice from all of the life lessons you learned, and self help books you've read. But apply them to yourself?...

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Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99

I want it NOW! - Veruca Salt Not just for stuck up kids who were lucky enough to be put to the test by Mr. Wonka... our Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files are for anyone who is still a kid at heart and likes to keep their nails looking...

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Blue Q Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Sometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's time to shine a light on your...

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Blue Q Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

$1.99

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1...

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Blue Q I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

$1.99

Decorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is perfect for those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you (and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.) For those...

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Blue Q Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But...

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Blue Q Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you looking at? Peppermint...

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Blue Q F*ck It Gum

$1.99

What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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Blue Q F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government. (Survey says... everyone!) Anarchy never tasted so sweet and...

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Blue Q Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your working experience a little more tolerable, try...

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Blue Q Pssst... The Boss Is A Cock Gum

$1.99

The #1 preferred gum at happy hours? Our Pssst... The Boss is a Cock Gum wins TPS reports down.  Just be careful while doling this out, you may end up with laughter enduced drink spit all over your face. Now we're not talking about OUR boss,...

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Blue Q Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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Blue Q You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

You're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is our You Are Better Than The Best Gum is better than the rest!  A thoughtful...

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Minty Mani Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.89

Our pack of Minty Mani Sticky Fingers Gum Nail Files are an essential item to have on you at all times. You never know when you might be attacked by a dangerous hangnail, or need to quickly freshen your suddenly mangled manicure! Fashioned to appear...

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Blue Q Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of relief! It's too easy to state the obvious but you can just smell the world...

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Blue Q Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

$1.99

Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.  A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to hate! Delivered with a smile, in a tiny package designed as cheerful as a...

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Blue Q Hey Bitches Gum

$1.99

When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream night or a go out and (no survivors) tear up the town...

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Blue Q Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed...

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