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Summary

Our festive Christmas Story Quote Pencils will remind everyone of all the great scenes and quotes in the classic holiday movie!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

'Fra-Gee-Lay!' It Must Be Italian!

Our Christmas Story Pencils are a tribute to the American classic Christmas Story movie. The movie is probably one of the most quoted around the holidays with it's hilarious wit and festive humor! These pencils make a great stocking stuffer or white elephant gift.

  • Red pencil: You'll shoot your eye out
  • Green pencil: I triple dog dare you
  • White pencil: Oh fudge
  • Yellow pencil: Fra-gee-lay
  • Pink pencil: Pink nightmare

Be the envy of everyone that sees your Christmas Story Pencils... they'll be laughing so hard. They're #2 pencils so you can draw, write, take notes... but you can also just frame them because they're just too funny!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Set of five #2 pencils
  • Draw, write and erase
  • Get creative!

Set of five #2 standard pencils with eraser. Red, green, white, yellow and pink pencils with white imprint. Christmas Story Pencils are made in the USA.

Item Number:
PNCL-1266 
200199212660
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