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Citations For Real Life and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. The decline in public civility has been well documented and much lamented, but the average citiz

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The decline in public civility has been well documented and much lamented, but the average citizen has wielded little power for social change, until now.  Take a stand with our Citations for Real Life by letting your fellow citizens know when they've messed up in nearly every situation where a faux pas is possible.  

Because everyone could benefit from a little feedback. 

Features 60 tear-out citations so you can assess others' conduct and then inform them how to improve!  Also features a citation protest for appeal on the back of each violation report!

Measures 5.5 inches wide x 7 inches long.  Adult content.

Item Number:
FORM-0203 
825703502039
CITATIONS FOR REAL LIFE
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