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Description

Classic Black Carstache and more Strange Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. What says power and charisma more than a mustache?

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

What says power and charisma more than a mustache?  So add the power of the mustache to your car!  Stealth and sleek, like the puma, the Classic Black CarStache gives your ride sex appeal.  Its handsome!

CarStaches attach quickly, securely, and easily to almost any car grill with its 3 soft rubber-coated attaching wires.  Its really easy!  Its also made from synthetic materials so its weather resistant and mother approved!

CarStache kit includes one CarStache and three rubber coated attaching wires.  Your mojo not included.

Measures 34 inches long x 12 inches wide x 3 inches deep.  16 oz.

Item Number:
MUST-1102 
200198309842
CARSTACHE
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