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Cleaner Than Shit Hand Soap

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Your hands are disgusting bacteria and germ carriers.  Do you even realize how many gross things are lurking on your skin?  Wouldn't you rather have clean, germ-free and nice smelling hands?  Well, you can with our Cleaner Than Shit Hand Soap!  No longer will you live with the threat of having shit all over your hands! 

Lightly scented with verbena and lime, our aloe-enriched soap will luxuriously soothe your nasty skin!  The moisturizing lather will leave your sensitive or dry skin more than just clean, it will be cleaner than shit!

Note: Use extra if you ACTUALLY see shit.

Bottle measures 5.5 inches tall x 2.5 inches wide.  Net Weight 8 ounces.

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You may return most new, unopened items within 60 days of placing your order for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

* A few items have an exception to our 60 Day Return Policy, and that will be noted on the product page and in your cart before you checkout.

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We currently ship to the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

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