Cleaning Gadgets

To quote our favorite flying nanny... In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. Yes, that includes cleaning up your giant messes too! You'll be whistling while you work even if you're tidying up after a rager before your parents or your mother law comes over to give it the 3rd degree! Checkout our outrageous assortment of fun and offbeat Cleaning Gadgets sure to catapult cleaning to the top of anyone's to do list!

I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel


Your prayers have been answered!  Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember to...

Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel


Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

This Is My Protest Dish Towel


Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a basic dish rag? It's the perfect gift for empowered...

Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel


Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...

I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel


Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest!  You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...