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Summary

If you are close enough to help yourself to one of my Close Talker Mints... you are too close!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Six feet people!

Are you or someone you know a close talker? Our Close Talker Mints by Archie Mphee address a problem that’s more important now than it has ever been.!

Woah, back it up, buddy! Don't invade my personal safe space and talk inches away from my face like some kind of monster. Here, take one of the mints... I'll just throw it at you! x 1/2" tin contains .85 oz. of mints.

  • Fantastic tin
  • Minty flavor
  • A nice way to tell someone they’re too close

Our reusable Close Talker Mints tin measures approx 3 inches x 1.5 inches x .5 inch and contains .85 oz. of mints.

Item Number:
MINT-2916 
739048129168
Archie's Close Talker Funny Candy
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