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Coal Candy Canes
Christmas Coal Stocking Stuffer

Coal Candy Canes by Archie McPhee

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Description

Ho-ho-oh-no! It's our Coal Candy Canes by Archie Mcphee! Holiday treats for the naughty! Includes 6 smoky cinnamon black + striped grey canes. Fun stocking stuffer!

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Christmas Coal Stocking Stuffer

Ho-ho-oh-no! It's our Coal Candy Cane Holiday treats for the naughty!

Feast your eyes on this 6-pack of Coal Candy Canes!

  • Black-As-Your-Soul Black with Your-Ass-Is-Ash Gray stripes
  • Tastes like coal (if coal tastes like smoke and cinnamon!)
  • Maybe you'll be nicer to your sister next year? (Probably not.)
  • Deliciously sarcastic

No one can be good ALL of the time, so these candy canes bridge the gap between getting a lump of coal and tasty treat. We'll call it a warning shot! Instead of that Red Ryder BB Gun or Barbie Dream House you were wishing for instead you get some coal flavored candy! 

Now let's say the person on your gift list really does deserve a lump (or metric ton) of coal. Fulfilling your fantasy of putting coal in a naughty person’s stocking sure sounds like fun! But, seriously consider the mess. Why should punishing the naughty ruin your best Christmas sweater?

If you think these are cool, you should check out the other strange candy canes we carry like Krampus Candy Canes, Pickle Candy Canes, Rotisserie Chicken Candy Canes, Clamdy Canes Canes and more! They're great gifts for your favorite juvenile delinquent!

Set of six smoky cinnamon flavored candy canes. Each grey and black striped candy cane measures a standard 5.25 inches tall. Shrink-wrapped in an illustrated box. A fun gift for anyone on your naughty list, it's also a terrific stocking stuffer! Created by Archie McPhee our Coal Candy Canes, a gift so bad they're good!

Item Number
CNDY-2715
Christmas Coal Stocking Stuffer
Free Shipping $49+
A candy treat to punish the naughty!

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