Even Bitches Like Me Know When To Say Thank You Card $4.99 Who said anything about basic? Prove that you aren’t all bad with this Even Bitches Say Thank You Card that is sure to make ‘em laugh about your bitchery and impress them that...
Thanks A Buttload Cat Butt Thank You Card $4.99 Nothing Butt Thanks! It goes with out saying that the Thanks a Buttload Card sent with a cat's butt on it is so much better than a card without a cat's butt. A purr-fect thank you card to send to...
I've Been Obsessing Over Toilet Paper Happy Quarantine Birthday Card $4.99 Meet me online for drinks! Celebrating a quarantined birthday can be a bummer but be sure to give a smile to your birthday friends with our Coronavirus Toilet Paper Card! Everyone will appreciate the...
Quarantine Questions: Toilet Paper, Sweatpants + Husband Greeting Card $4.99 What time does day drinking start? During this time of self-isolation, our Coronavirus Questions Card asks the questions that we've all been thinking. It's a fun card to send to a friend who shares...
The Meaner You Are, The Longer You Live Birthday Card $4.99 Immortally mean! For your meanest friends, only our The Longer You Live Birthday Card will do! They say to keep your circle tight and the inside jokes close. So all your besties that are like-minded...
I Hope This Sh*t A** Day Gets A Lot Less Sh*tty Greeting Card $4.99 Today sucks but it'll get better Send our uplifting I Hope This Sh*t A** Day Gets A Lot Less Sh*tty Greeting Card to anyone that needs a smile and pick-me-up. The card colorfully reads I Hope...
I'm Gonna Hug You So Hard You May Pee A Little Coronavirus Card $4.99 Crippling hugs are coming soon! Our Hug You So Hard Card is not a threat, but more of a warning to go ahead with the granny panties when you two see one another again. Hugs will happen, and pee...
There's NO ONE I'd Rather Be Quarantined With Coronavirus Card $4.99 We go together like Macaroni and Cheese! Give our Coronavirus Quarantined Card to your isolation buddy and let them know that there's no one else you'd rather be quarantined with. Maybe it's because...
