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Our propositioning Ask Me! Mug is great for fielding those questions, that no one really knows off the top of their head, because the other side of...

Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

Naut all ice creams are created equal In order for our Astronauts, who live in the International Space Station, to eat while hanging out in space, ...

Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astr...

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a ...

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

Psychologists, neurologists, woo-woos, gurus, and fairy godmothers agree... Gratitude is essential to happiness! And our nifty Attitude Of Gratitud...

You know that freakishly small text on labels? Tell em to stick it. Our high-flying Aviator inSPECtors - Magnetic Label Readers will help you make ...

Getting hurt is the pits! You're in luck! Our Avo-cato Avocado Cat Bandages will have you smiling in no time! Box contains 18 Avocado Cat shaped b...

Making mistakes is the pits! Regular erasers are pitifully boring, but these adorable mini Avocado Erasers are here to guac your world! As you eras...

All ripe, all ripe, all ripe. If you love avocados as much as we do, our Avocado Heart Vinyl Sticker is ripe for the picking! This heart healthy fr...

Chip out these avo-cuties! Our adorable Avocado Salt & Pepper Set is happy to bring some spice to your life, and next fiesta! (even if it is vi...

Cordless phones, Rubik's Cubes, and Boomboxes, oh my! If you have an undying love of the 1980s, or desperately wish you had held on to your sticker...

Aww... inspiring Our smile-inducing Awesome Citation Nifty Notes will make it a breeze passing out compliments freely! Because what’s even better t...

I dig fossils! Our unique Awesome Fossil Collection is loaded with 9 aged specimens that have been curated to a informative display card. It's a gr...

Unleash your inner marine enthusiast! Illuminate your universe with the irresistibly cute Axolotl Lamp! Dive into an ocean of coziness as this deli...

BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy do...

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matria...

Get ready to roll a mouth-watering Baby Burrito! 🌯👶 Looking for a unique baby gift? Well, we've rolled it all into one! With our Baby Burrito Swadd...

Aww.... look at the baby's beard! Some babies are born bald just like out Baby Face. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the...

Where we’re going we don’t need roads! Great Scott! It’s the smallest hoverboard we’ve ever seen! Our Officially Licensed Back to the Future Hoverb...