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Be careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...

You are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...

Happy Birthday! You look amazing... So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You ...

He sees you when you're sleeping... And that should scare the crap out of you! Our horrifically funny You Better Watch Out Christmas Card features...

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong ...

It's right. Friggin'. There. Our totally relatable Good Thing I Found You- Since You Can't Find Shit Valentine's Day Card pokes fun at the inabilit...

They're magically delicious! Our cerealsy cute You Charmed Me Love Card is a fun and flirty way to let them just how lucky you are to have them in ...

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious pr...

Thanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...

Just between Utz... 🟠🟠🟠 That took a lot of balls. It is said that the one with the most balls wins and nothing says you're killing it like a giant...

For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

Happy Birthday, you get a card! You get a card! You get a card! Welcome to the "You Get a Card" birthday bonanza with our Oprah Happy Birthday Card...

✓ Checking in has never been easier! When you don't know what to say or are having a hard time broaching a subject, our fun and useful You Good? ...

Thank you for never saying no! Give our adventurous You Have Questionable Morals Greeting Card to that friend that doesn't hold you down. Instead o...

The cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...

Congratulation on your new person! You Made A Tiny Person" is not just a card; it's a badge of honor, a pat on the back, and a burst of laughter ro...

I love you and coffee! Get ready to espresso your love with our You Mean a Latte To Me Dark Chocolate Espresso Beans. These delightful bites are li...

You're so old you probably still have a dot matrix printer! Share a laugh and celebrate their special day with our "You Old Computer Birthday Card....

A Dash of Honey-Dipped Humor! We get it... life's lemonade can sometimes taste more like a pickle juice cocktail. But fear not, dear friend of misa...