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    The Golden Girls Award Ribbons

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    Thank you for being a friend. 🏠🌴 A true friend or fan of the Golden Girls will be tickled pink to receive one of our Golden Girls Award Ribbons! Be...

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    Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny

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    Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

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    Like A Fine Wine Or Aged Scotch, You Are Old And At The Bar Birthday Card

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    You get better with age when you remember to put a cork in it! 100% accurate... Like A Fine Wine Or An Aged Scotch, You Are Old And I Can Probably ...

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    Live Long And Prosper Birthday Card

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    The most logical and fascinating birthday card in the galaxy! Step into the transporter and beam yourself into the vibrant universe of Star Trek fa...

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    Have A Willie Dope Birthday Card

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    Live life like a song and have a Dope Birthday! Get ready to saddle up for a high birthday celebration with our Have A Willie Dope Birthday Card! W...

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    I Hope Your Chin Hairs Don't Grow Back Birthday Card

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    So Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...

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    No One Will Love You Like I Do, Except The Dog Birthday Card

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    And they call it puppy love The ulta-mutt card for lovers and dog lovers alike our Except the Dog Birthday Card, let's them know just howl much you...

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    This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday Card

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    Heart melting cuteness! Our super cute "This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday" Card is just what the cat dragged in... just for you! Just ...

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    New Baby Spork Greeting Card

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    It all began with some innocent spooning But spooning soon lead to forking... and 9 months later our adorkable Spork Baby Greeting Card arrived! T...

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    Everything is Garbage Greeting Card

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    Everything's coming up roses garbage Our wonderfully pithy Everything is Garbage Card is the perfect combination of cute and cranky. This perky li...

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    Cringy Wine Lover's Birthday Card

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    Chardon-hey girl, hey! 💁‍♀️🍷 Aren't birthdays just grape?! While not all of us age like fine wine or appreciate the finest puns, that's okay. We ca...

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    I Don't Want to Be All By Myself Valentine's Day Card

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    Someone's lost their bearings! 🐻🥀 And needs a big ole bear hug! Our heart-wrenching All By Myself Love Card is the perfect Valentine’s Day greeting...

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    OMG Gold Foil Greeting Card

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    Omg! Like omg, our OMG Gold Foil Greeting Card is gorgeous! It features glistening foiled detail, 3D elements and a fabulous printed envelope! The ...

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    Maybe Give Up Fortune Cookie Congratulations Card

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    You can do it! Maybe? Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hol...

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    I Love You To Uranus And Back Valentine's Day Card

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    What? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...

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    Another Year Closer to Acceptably Wear Crocs Birthday Card

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    Holey crap. Crocs are still a thing? The quest to find the birthday card can be treacherous. Shoes wisely! Flip your Crocs into sports mode and ven...

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    Has The Most Plants Award Ribbon

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    Botany new plants lately? 🪴 Being a responsible plant owner takes knowledge and dedication. So, we imagine the winner of our Has the Most Plants Aw...

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    Let's Gather And Eat Our Feelings Christmas Card

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    Pass the mashed potatoes again please... Get ready to sleigh the holiday season with a greeting card that's as retro-cool as Grandma's eggnog recip...

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    Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card

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    Quoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!" For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine'...

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    Welcome Lil' Nugget New Baby Card

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    Better together with nuggets! Our hilarious and heartwarming Welcome Lil' Nugget New Baby Card is like a happy meal for your emotions! 🍔🍟 Just like...

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    I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

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    It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...

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    Tiki Cocktail Fruit Thank You Card

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    THERE'S NOTHING A TINY DRINK UMBRELLA CAN'T FIX! Cheers to our adorable Tiki Cocktail Fruit Thank You Card! It's the perfect greeting for the frien...

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    You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card

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    Thanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...

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    1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card

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    Zach Morris called. He wants his fanny pack back. Our totally rad 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card lets your gift recipient kno...

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