Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...

Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

What? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...

Look how much I love you Santa! Our festive The Bigger The Hair, The Closer To Santa Christmas Card is the perfect card for the winter holidays. We...

Ugh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...

Happy Birthday! You look amazing... So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You ...

I'm sure everything will be fine Our celebratory Congratulations On Your Murder Home Housewarming Card is the perfect card for your friends and fam...

Even better than the cat's meow Our hiss-terical You're the Kitties' Titties Greeting Card features two members of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee m...

Because the Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year! Weed wish you a Merry Christmas, but you’d probably forget. Send our unbe-w...

Ring a ding ding! I'm not saying were old... but I did see my old phone being sold as vintage on Ebay! Friends like you are as hard to find as a n...

Hammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...

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Like, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of ...

This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

We believe! See is believing, but believing doesn't require seeing! Confused yet? Our Unbelievable Birthday Card well set you straight - on the pat...

From hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...

The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

Gimme some skin Looking for a fun day activity for the kids? Well this isn't it! Our Rainy Day Fun Home Tattoo Kit Greeting Card is a cheeky how-ya...

We want cake and... Our hilarious So Close, We Finish Each Other's Desserts Birthday Card is a celebration of your BFF and the almost telekinetic r...

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