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Archie McPhee

Weird, unusual and uncommon novelty toys!  If you're hunting  for a funny gag gift... you've found the right shop!
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    Emergency Cat Sound Machine

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    Purr-fectly realistic cat noises! Our hiss-terical Emergency Cat Sounds noisemaker is there for you in the moments when you wish your furry best f...

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    Giant Wooden Pencil

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    I hope my assignment isn't this big! It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions...

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    Racing Cat In Box Pull-Back Racer Toy

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    Get your motors purring! 🏁😼 If cats could keep the protection of a cardboard box while moving around the living room, they’d totally do it. It'd be...

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    Classic Disguise Glasses

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    You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

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    Tiny Hands Handages Bandages

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    Clumsy? Let's have a show of hands. Get your hands on our Tiny Hands Handages Bandages if you're an uncoordinated mess, and things tend to get out ...

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    Bigfoot Bandages

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    Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot. So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his...

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    Emergency Goat Sound Machine

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    It’s a goat emergency! This Emergency Goat Sound Machine lets you have the power of goats when you need it! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Grea...

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    Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

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    Be more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...

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    Sunny The Happy Blobfish

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    Always dour in the shower Sunny The Happy Blobfish is ready to be your new best friend. He's made of TPR (ThermoPlastic Rubber) and is really stret...

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    Pickle Bandages

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    Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-...

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    Geek Pennant

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    It's not like they'd have a sports team pennant! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. Our totally geeky felt...

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    Squirrel in Underpants Bobblehead Nodder

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    No naked squirrels! Makes your commute a little less nuts Tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard? Think squirrels should ta...

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    Racing Cat In A Sack Pull-Back Racer Toy

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    A fun cat toy for humans! Our hilarious Racing Cat In A Sack Pull-Back Racer Toy for humans captures cats in their most authentic, wild habitat: th...

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    Stress Manatee

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    Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with th...

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    3D Blue Jay Air Freshener

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    The original angry bird. Blue jays have a bit of a rep for being (how can we say it nicely) winged psychopaths. But really, these beautiful, bossy...

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    Bacon Bandages

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    Bacon Bandages for your Boo Boo's! Bacon goes perfect with eggs... and now bloody messes you made when you weren't looking where you were walking! ...

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    Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

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    Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but y...

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    Rainbow Prism

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    Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism. It will lead yo...

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    Tardigrade Night Light

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    Sweet dreams! This little moss piglet has got your back! Introducing our Tardigrade Night Light! Now you can rest easy knowing that an adorable 8-l...

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    Office Possum

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    Nothing is im-possum-able! The Office Possum is the best and closest way to make that out-of-reach dream finally come true. Having your new BFF at ...

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    Generic Bandages

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    This is a product headline These Generic Bandages are straight, simple and to the point. There are 15 sterile strips in each tin and each has the w...

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    3D Bee Air Freshener

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    Hive you heard? Our bee air freshener is all a buzz! Swear allegiance to your local hive with our brand new 3D Bee Air Freshener! If this were just...

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