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Weird, unusual and uncommon novelty toys! If you're hunting for a funny gag gift... you've found the right shop!
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In stockYum? The only bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a huge mess. Well, that's not ...
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In stockNo lobster bib required! Growing up in New England, lobster dinners were pretty common for us kids Did we think the bib was embarrassing... nope. ...
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In stockWhat the cluck?! Did you spend a few days of your life trying to get a new Popeye's Spicy Chicken sandwich? We feel for ya! The most amazing thing...
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Low stockMmmm, Mmmmm... no! Just to be extremely clear, this candy does not taste good. It tastes like kale. Kale is gross. If gross is to kale; kale candy ...
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Butter Candy Canes
In stockChristmas just keeps getting butter and butter… 🎄🧈 Bringing back sweet Christmas memories of sneaking into Grandmas kitchen and biting straight in...
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Caesar Salad Candy Canes
In stockHo-Ho-Hold up! Don't skip your greens this holiday season! 🎅🥗 Caesar Salad Candy Canes? Yes, really. Now, you make be asking yourself "for the lo...
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Sour Cream + Onion Candy Canes
Low stockCan somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...
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Ketchup Candy Canes
In stockWould you like a side of fries with that? The only candy cane to eat with french fries! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, ...
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In stockNever underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-...
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Low stockPurr-fectly realistic cat noises! Our hiss-terical Emergency Cat Sounds noisemaker is there for you in the moments when you wish your furry best f...
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Low stockAlways have the audience your jokes deserve! Enjoy having an audience in the palm of your hand with our pocket sized Instant Audience Sound Machine...
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In stockIt's not like they'd have a sports team pennant! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. Our totally geeky felt...
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In stockYou'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...
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Low stockSweet dreams! This little moss piglet has got your back! Introducing our Tardigrade Night Light! Now you can rest easy knowing that an adorable 8-l...
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In stockCall me cute, and feed me sugar. Hummingbirds hover around like they're on a sugar high, appearing to defy the laws of physics by achieving seeming...
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In stockMake your car a UFO! Our Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade makes it look like you’re escaping from Area 51! Through the advanced, futuristic power o...
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In stockI'm not a squirrel! You don't gno-me! Something about this gnome is a little nutty... Can't make heads or (fluffy squirrel) tails out of this feede...
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In stockRun your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but y...
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In stockNo naked squirrels! Makes your commute a little less nuts Tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard? Think squirrels should ta...
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In stockWe're totally nutty! This collapsible indoor windshield cover will not only protect and cool your car while blocking UV rays, it will also make it ...
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In stockMay the power of the unicorn heal you! With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in...
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In stockThe brave get boo-boos too! Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognize...
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In stockSilent but not deadly! Get rid of some of that stress now with the Rubber Chicken Stress Ball! Just to be clear, we do not promote choking any chic...
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In stockThe original angry bird. Blue jays have a bit of a rep for being (how can we say it nicely) winged psychopaths. But really, these beautiful, bossy...
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