Archie McPhee

You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

Be cool like the Fonz. Ayyy... Now you look super cool while protecting your 'do with our Switchblade Comb. Just don't be a fool and bring it to sc...

A mouthful of savory gravy goodness The most savory and saucy sensation to ever grace your taste buds: Gravy Flavored Candy Canes! We've taken the ...

May the power of the unicorn heal you! With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in...

Ground Control to Major Tomcat Take your Cat Astronaut Mints and put your helmet on. When Cat Astronaut has its head in that glass helmet, bad brea...

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with th...

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean In...

The brave get boo-boos too! Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognize...

Nothing is im-possum-able! The Office Possum is the best and closest way to make that out-of-reach dream finally come true. Having your new BFF at ...

Also good in spaceships! Space, the final cat door. Our Cat Astronaut Air Freshener features the voyages of the starship Litterprise. Its five-year...

Dr. Leech will see you now! These Leech Bandages are awesome but there's probably a few people asking why put a leech on a bandage? Actual doctors ...

Holy Cow! 🎄🐄 It's been quite the year! Rarely have the steaks been set this high for an unforgettable Christmas! So, make sure to serve up a health...

Silent but not deadly! Get rid of some of that stress now with the Rubber Chicken Stress Ball! Just to be clear, we do not promote choking any chic...

Essence of possum Christmas just got a whole lot more exciting with the addition of our Possum Candy Canes! These quirky candy canes, with a distin...

Keeps your car from getting as hot as a rotisserie oven Looking at our Car Full of Rubber Chickens Auto Sunshade, you can imagine that these five R...

In a pickle looking for the perfect air freshener? We've got a sweet dill on an instant Vlasic! Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our ...

I'm not a squirrel! You don't gno-me! Something about this gnome is a little nutty... Can't make heads or (fluffy squirrel) tails out of this feede...