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Weird, unusual and uncommon novelty toys!  If you're hunting  for a funny gag gift... you've found the right shop!
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    Pizza Candy

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    Yum? The only bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a huge mess. Well, that's not ...

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    Lobster Candy

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    No lobster bib required! Growing up in New England, lobster dinners were pretty common for us kids Did we think the bib was embarrassing... nope. ...

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    Fried Chicken Candy

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    What the cluck?! Did you spend a few days of your life trying to get a new Popeye's Spicy Chicken sandwich? We feel for ya! The most amazing thing...

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    Kale Candy

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    Mmmm, Mmmmm... no! Just to be extremely clear, this candy does not taste good. It tastes like kale. Kale is gross. If gross is to kale; kale candy ...

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    Butter Candy Canes

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    Christmas just keeps getting butter and butter… 🎄🧈 Bringing back sweet Christmas memories of sneaking into Grandmas kitchen and biting straight in...

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    Caesar Salad Candy Canes

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    Ho-Ho-Hold up! Don't skip your greens this holiday season!  🎅🥗 Caesar Salad Candy Canes? Yes, really. Now, you make be asking yourself "for the lo...

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    Sour Cream + Onion Candy Canes

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    Can somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...

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    Ketchup Candy Canes

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    Would you like a side of fries with that? The only candy cane to eat with french fries! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, ...

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    Pickle Bandages

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    Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-...

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    Emergency Cat Sound Machine

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    Purr-fectly realistic cat noises! Our hiss-terical Emergency Cat Sounds noisemaker is there for you in the moments when you wish your furry best f...

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    Instant Audience Sound Machine

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    Always have the audience your jokes deserve! Enjoy having an audience in the palm of your hand with our pocket sized Instant Audience Sound Machine...

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    Geek Pennant

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    It's not like they'd have a sports team pennant! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. Our totally geeky felt...

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    Classic Disguise Glasses

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    You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

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    Tardigrade Night Light

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    Sweet dreams! This little moss piglet has got your back! Introducing our Tardigrade Night Light! Now you can rest easy knowing that an adorable 8-l...

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    3D Hummingbird Air Freshener

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    Call me cute, and feed me sugar. Hummingbirds hover around like they're on a sugar high, appearing to defy the laws of physics by achieving seeming...

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    Car Full Of Aliens Auto Sunshade

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    Make your car a UFO! Our Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade makes it look like you’re escaping from Area 51! Through the advanced, futuristic power o...

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    Gnome Squirrel Feeder

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    I'm not a squirrel! You don't gno-me! Something about this gnome is a little nutty... Can't make heads or (fluffy squirrel) tails out of this feede...

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    Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

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    Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but y...

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    Squirrel in Underpants Bobblehead Nodder

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    No naked squirrels! Makes your commute a little less nuts Tired of all those naked squirrels streaking across your yard? Think squirrels should ta...

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    Car Full Of Squirrels Auto Sunshade

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    We're totally nutty! This collapsible indoor windshield cover will not only protect and cool your car while blocking UV rays, it will also make it ...

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    Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

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    May the power of the unicorn heal you! With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in...

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    Bravery Bandages

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    The brave get boo-boos too! Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognize...

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    Rubber Chicken Stress Ball

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    Silent but not deadly! Get rid of some of that stress now with the Rubber Chicken Stress Ball! Just to be clear, we do not promote choking any chic...

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    3D Blue Jay Air Freshener

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    The original angry bird.  Blue jays have a bit of a rep for being (how can we say it nicely) winged psychopaths. But really, these beautiful, bossy...

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