Take the doctor's advice!
Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up.
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated mint-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches wide.
Ask Your Doctor Gum If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum, is a leading cause of a longer life and more friends. (NOT real medial advice and NOT guaranteed!)